I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's gotta be pretty far gone.

Dawn ,'Beneath You'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


Polter-Cow - Apr 17, 2012 12:18:32 pm PDT #9141 of 10458
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

But "Joyce lives through the season" is.


victor infante - Apr 17, 2012 12:19:29 pm PDT #9142 of 10458
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

It is. and it's hilarious.


Polter-Cow - Apr 17, 2012 12:21:34 pm PDT #9143 of 10458
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I like how a lot of people predict we'll see Willow and Tara kiss onscreen. Won't be what they're expecting!


Frankenbuddha - Apr 17, 2012 5:57:17 pm PDT #9144 of 10458
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I like how a lot of people predict we'll see Willow and Tara kiss onscreen. Won't be what they're expecting!

I'm completely blanking on this. I remember the offscreen, noisy one in Restless. And then there's the implications of a certain moment in Once More with Feeling, but that's season six.


billytea - Apr 17, 2012 6:01:38 pm PDT #9145 of 10458
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Their first on-screen kiss was in "The Body".


Polter-Cow - Apr 18, 2012 11:34:47 am PDT #9146 of 10458
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Mark has made his predictions for Angel S2. The two best:

5) Holland, Lilah, and Lindsey will all die by the end of season two, as will the Wolfram & Hart story line.

Nooooooooooot so much, but a lot of Wolfram and Hart folks will die!

7) Wesley will at one point be tempted to betray Angel, but will refuse to do so.

A season early, bub. And wrong.


DebetEsse - Apr 18, 2012 11:42:17 am PDT #9147 of 10458
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I think his scorecard at the end of seasons should include predictions that were exactly the opposite of what happened.


Polter-Cow - Apr 18, 2012 11:46:27 am PDT #9148 of 10458
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I would have been surprised if he'd randomly busted out with "They will go to some other dimension where Cordelia is a princess."


DebetEsse - Apr 18, 2012 11:53:35 am PDT #9149 of 10458
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I assume that he'll end up throwing his hands up in despair of ever predicting wtf ME are going to come up with.


Steph L. - Apr 18, 2012 11:55:34 am PDT #9150 of 10458
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

He's heading into Buffy S5, right? Dawn is going to BLOW HIS MIND.

And Joyce. Oh, god. P-C, seriously -- this is not mocking Mark -- maybe you should watch The Body with him, or make sure someone does, to try to minimize the trauma.