Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.
I at least hope SNL does Miley Cyrus as Buffy in another Miley Cyrus Show sketch where she announces in a loud monotone that she's fierce and all and the vampires are scary and all and this scene they're in is exciting and all.
I kinda hope he does. Oooh! And has long flowy Anita Blake vampire hair!
Plus an unbuttoned pirate shirt like Fabio wears on all those romance novel covers! Because that would help him blend into the urban nightlife...
Plus an unbuttoned pirate shirt like Fabio wears on all those romance novel covers! Because that would help him blend into the urban nightlife...
Now I'm flashing on that first scene in the Bronze in WttH where Buffy spots the vamp because "he's CARBON dated."
I was only halfway kidding, Tep.
Sometimes, the movie business is about art. Sometimes it's about putting butts in the seats, and sometimes, it's about crap like this. We would probably be astounded at the petty turf war that unleashed this.
ARI: You know what? I don't give a shit what movie she makes...she owes me and she's going to make one...fuck it. Remake Buffy...*fuck* the CW anyway...no, it was NOT an excellent idea, my wife will probably castrate me...*no* I wasn't serious....that isn't funny, Alan, "How can they tell?" Regular Dorothy Parker.(Hangs up) Fucking asshole.
Maybe Alan from Entourage!Warner Brothers came back wrong and wants to see Vincent Chase in a vamp costume. Some people...wouldn't mind that visual.
If they go the Twilight/Anita Blake route, it will become a hilarious parody. Unintentionally, of course, which will make it even funnier.
Then we can laugh not only at the movie, but at all the groupies who will take it so very seriously. Come on, you know there's a billion teenage girls who weren't quite old enough for Twilight, but will be hitting puberty right about the time this movie comes out, and they'll lurve it. We must think of the children. The pubescent girl-children who will need a disturbing, thinly-veiled sexual metaphor to fixate on.
And the dialog! Can you imagine these poor writers trying to sound like Joss Whedon without copying him directly?
Yeah. But I'm the do-that girl.
I think that we should all try to go on the same night (I will be buying a ticket to something else and sneaking in. I'd even buy a ticket to a Will Farrell movie, which says something about how much I do not want to support this movie) and then do a massive post posting.
Oh we should. We should agree to support the same art house movie or something, get the brown coats involved and this might actually get a small movie some notice.
Pop quiz, first answer that comes to your mind only:
How many times has Joss killed Buffy?
Twice.
Decided to whitefont.
She's died twice.