It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


erikaj - Nov 22, 2010 12:01:52 pm PST #7585 of 10596
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

It makes me think Entourage is a documentary. They read for a page and a half and Buffy is a name they recognize= very excited.


Cashmere - Nov 22, 2010 12:25:57 pm PST #7586 of 10596
Now tagless for your comfort.

I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit.


beth b - Nov 22, 2010 12:38:49 pm PST #7587 of 10596
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

some things are just wrong


Sue - Nov 22, 2010 12:39:00 pm PST #7588 of 10596
hip deep in pie

I hope it's in 3D.


Kate P. - Nov 22, 2010 12:40:58 pm PST #7589 of 10596
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Sue FTW!


Holli - Nov 22, 2010 12:50:53 pm PST #7590 of 10596
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

I just found out about the Movie of Wrong on Metafilter, and my first thought was to come here, where people would share my nerd rage.

I am not disappointed. Well, I am, but in the universe for allowing this movie to happen. Not in you guys.


Allyson - Nov 22, 2010 12:54:37 pm PST #7591 of 10596
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm just not ready.


Holli - Nov 22, 2010 12:57:22 pm PST #7592 of 10596
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

The sick thing is, if this movie actually happens I'll probably end up watching it. I mean, not pay money for it, but buy a ticket to something else and sneak in like I did for The Last Airbender.


Scrappy - Nov 22, 2010 12:59:18 pm PST #7593 of 10596
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I am never ready for a crappy remake of a great original which has an entire SERIES full of awesome.


Allyson - Nov 22, 2010 1:08:22 pm PST #7594 of 10596
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

It could be Dark Knight Buffy, staking sparkly vampires.

All I know is, no one consulted me. I mean seriously, they couldn't have called?

Or maybe the writer will choke and this will be the foretold Tim Minear episode of Buffy.