Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Jayne: I'll chip in. Zoe: I can hurt you.

'Shindig'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 13, 2026 7:05:34 am PST #10637 of 10694
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

I associate The Rockford Files so completely with James Garner's charm and the vibe of 70s California, I can't imagine anyone doing well in a modern remake. And I've not observed David displaying that much charm in recent decades (though he's certainly the celebrity with the strongest physical resemblance to Garner). Maybe they should have aimed a little lower, like a remake of Spencer: For Hire.

I suppose the answering machine thing could be voicemails on a phone Rockford is always forgetting to check. But you know whatever modern interpretation of the theme song they do is going to be vastly inferior.


Trudy Booth - Feb 13, 2026 9:43:53 am PST #10638 of 10694
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I have Hawaii 50 redux fears. They'll take what what was 70s-smart and 70s-sexy and replace it with a bunch of shooting.

I'll give it a shot though.


erikaj - Feb 14, 2026 10:08:59 am PST #10639 of 10694
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

We find that hard to picture. Yeah, they could do voice-mails or a weird text or e-mail once in a while. Somebody picks up his phone and says "Don't you message with anyone who likes you?" "Yeah, but I guess it's been a few weeks." If the internet and Rockford had shown up together, Jim's eye-rolling face should have been a meme. Only absolute and total deal-breaker is if Angel shows up as a woman with huge ta-tas and tight -t-shirts.(They could even do that, if somehow those people managed to have the same relationship and not some dumb will-they-or-won't-they?)


JenP - Feb 14, 2026 10:17:01 am PST #10640 of 10694

is if Angel shows up as a woman with huge ta-tas and tight -t-shirts

This confused me for a hot second, because... Angel/Boreanaz. Very disconcerting. Then I remembered the actual Rockford Files.

I dunno, man. My love for Jim Rockford original recipe runs pretty deep. We'll see.

Also, one of the best TV show theme songs.


Karl - Feb 14, 2026 1:27:32 pm PST #10641 of 10694
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

I associate The Rockford Files so completely with James Garner's charm and the vibe of 70s California, I can't imagine anyone doing well in a modern remake.

I just want to know who's going to play Mariette Hartley in the inevitable Polaroid ads. I'm also not sure why I immediately thought of Stana Katic rather than Emily Deschanel (probably for the same reason I briefly thought Boreanaz was Canadian -- I seem to have mentally jumbled my Whedon-series leads.)

This episode of free-association brought to you by memories of watching whimsical camera commercials with my mother at a formative age and asking "Is that Mrs Rockford?"


Beverly - Feb 14, 2026 3:52:47 pm PST #10642 of 10694
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Fillion would make a much better Rockford. He's got the easy charm and the edge underneath.


Kalshane - Feb 16, 2026 7:02:23 am PST #10643 of 10694
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I wonder if they'll keep Rockford's car getting destroyed in one episode and then inexplicably fine the next. (I don't remember how many times that actually happened on the original show but I definitely remember it happening.)


Jessica - Feb 16, 2026 7:36:09 am PST #10644 of 10694
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'd forgotten how much heavy lifting Flooded does in setting up the rest of S6. You've got Buffy hanging on by her last emotional thread, Willow's deep-rooted insecurity rapidly becoming dangerous instead of cute, introduction of The Trio...it's a lot for an ep I mostly remember for No! More! Full! Copper! Repipe!

(This is also the ep when Angel finds out Buffy is alive again and they reconnect offscreen between episodes, and so one of the few times in the seasons when watching in broadcast order would have made more sense, but oh well.)


Jessica - Feb 16, 2026 7:36:26 am PST #10645 of 10694
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Aeryn likes the Trio, thinks they're funny. We'll see how long that lasts.


Jessica - Feb 17, 2026 5:56:52 pm PST #10646 of 10694
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

You will all be shocked and amazed to know that OMWF still absolutely fucking rocks.