Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


JenP - Feb 14, 2026 10:17:01 am PST #10640 of 10694

is if Angel shows up as a woman with huge ta-tas and tight -t-shirts

This confused me for a hot second, because... Angel/Boreanaz. Very disconcerting. Then I remembered the actual Rockford Files.

I dunno, man. My love for Jim Rockford original recipe runs pretty deep. We'll see.

Also, one of the best TV show theme songs.


Karl - Feb 14, 2026 1:27:32 pm PST #10641 of 10694
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

I associate The Rockford Files so completely with James Garner's charm and the vibe of 70s California, I can't imagine anyone doing well in a modern remake.

I just want to know who's going to play Mariette Hartley in the inevitable Polaroid ads. I'm also not sure why I immediately thought of Stana Katic rather than Emily Deschanel (probably for the same reason I briefly thought Boreanaz was Canadian -- I seem to have mentally jumbled my Whedon-series leads.)

This episode of free-association brought to you by memories of watching whimsical camera commercials with my mother at a formative age and asking "Is that Mrs Rockford?"


Beverly - Feb 14, 2026 3:52:47 pm PST #10642 of 10694
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Fillion would make a much better Rockford. He's got the easy charm and the edge underneath.


Kalshane - Feb 16, 2026 7:02:23 am PST #10643 of 10694
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I wonder if they'll keep Rockford's car getting destroyed in one episode and then inexplicably fine the next. (I don't remember how many times that actually happened on the original show but I definitely remember it happening.)


Jessica - Feb 16, 2026 7:36:09 am PST #10644 of 10694
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'd forgotten how much heavy lifting Flooded does in setting up the rest of S6. You've got Buffy hanging on by her last emotional thread, Willow's deep-rooted insecurity rapidly becoming dangerous instead of cute, introduction of The Trio...it's a lot for an ep I mostly remember for No! More! Full! Copper! Repipe!

(This is also the ep when Angel finds out Buffy is alive again and they reconnect offscreen between episodes, and so one of the few times in the seasons when watching in broadcast order would have made more sense, but oh well.)


Jessica - Feb 16, 2026 7:36:26 am PST #10645 of 10694
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Aeryn likes the Trio, thinks they're funny. We'll see how long that lasts.


Jessica - Feb 17, 2026 5:56:52 pm PST #10646 of 10694
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

You will all be shocked and amazed to know that OMWF still absolutely fucking rocks.


Jessica - Feb 17, 2026 6:17:00 pm PST #10647 of 10694
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

(Except the bit where homophobia saves the day at the end. That was a stupid twist the first time around and really hasn't aged well.)


Jessica - Feb 18, 2026 7:28:31 am PST #10648 of 10694
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Aeryn on Willow's general allergy to accountability:

"But have you also considered that she is tiny and cute and nothing bad should ever happen to her?"


-t - Feb 18, 2026 8:40:19 am PST #10649 of 10694
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

So insightful!