Buffistas

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A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

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JenP - Jul 03, 2006 12:09:01 pm PDT #9222 of 10001

I just watched the Eureka pilot, and so far I like it a LOT.

Good news! Less than two weeks to the SGAs and Eureka. Yay.

I am seething with anger at my lameass laptop for not working, because I haven't seen any Who since The Satan Pit, which makes me sad. Especially given that there's whitefont to read and, apparently, at least one kickass ep. Grrr.

Consuela - Jul 03, 2006 3:15:28 pm PDT #9223 of 10001

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I'm still bent out of shape over the name Jack Carter, though. Because that's just redundant on top of overkill. Argh.

Vonnie K - Jul 03, 2006 3:44:02 pm PDT #9224 of 10001

Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

It's like an extra-bizarre portmanteau of Jack O'Neill/Sam Carter! It gives me deep wrong feelings in my chest.

However, Colin is very cute and I'm sure I'll be over it as soon as he starts shooting some bad guy wearing a well-fitting black T-shirt or something.

DebetEsse - Jul 03, 2006 3:53:45 pm PDT #9225 of 10001

Woe to the fucking wicked.

No, Vonnie, not a protmanteau, he's the love-child product of their one night together before he died a noble and heroic death, leaving her to raise little Jack all by herself--well, actually, with significant help from Daniel and Teal'c, but that's getting into Full House land, and we want to remain in the land of Teh Drama.

I'm overthinking this, aren't I?

Dana - Jul 03, 2006 3:55:31 pm PDT #9226 of 10001

"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I bet the child calls them Uncle Daniel and Uncle Teal'c.

Vonnie K - Jul 03, 2006 4:04:31 pm PDT #9227 of 10001

Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Also, the Jack/Sam love-child thing has some merit because that means he was born with an innate ability to wear a thigh-holster and handle a P-90 with style. Well, obviously not when he was a baby, but... you know what I mean.

The idea of Daniel and Teal'c in a sitcom land makes me laugh and laugh.

DebetEsse - Jul 03, 2006 4:09:11 pm PDT #9228 of 10001

Woe to the fucking wicked.

An ability which first manifests in his prowess with a Super Soaker as a toddler.

Nutty - Jul 03, 2006 4:27:46 pm PDT #9229 of 10001

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

the name Jack Carter

I have to interject -- you know, Colin even kinda looks like (a young) Michael Caine. That was the name of the titular character in Get Carter, the awesomest mod revenge-picture Britain ever produced.

In summary, it's not just Hollywood that needs a new name. I think we'd all be just as happy with a slew of Bob Chandlers and Dave Coopers and Jimmy Shipwrights.

Consuela - Jul 03, 2006 5:30:27 pm PDT #9230 of 10001

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

What ever happened to the Franks? There used to be Franks and Joes and Ricks and Davids on television. Now they're all Jack.

CarterBauerONeillBristowSheppard. Sigh.

Vonnie K - Jul 03, 2006 5:35:53 pm PDT #9231 of 10001

Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Also: Jack Malone from Without a Trace and Jack Sparrow from PotC. Seriously, they are like whack-a-moles.

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