Kaylee: Captain seem a little funny to you at breakfast this morning? Wash: Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one.

'Heart Of Gold'


Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


Dana - Jul 03, 2006 3:55:31 pm PDT #9226 of 10001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I bet the child calls them Uncle Daniel and Uncle Teal'c.


Vonnie K - Jul 03, 2006 4:04:31 pm PDT #9227 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Also, the Jack/Sam love-child thing has some merit because that means he was born with an innate ability to wear a thigh-holster and handle a P-90 with style. Well, obviously not when he was a baby, but... you know what I mean.

The idea of Daniel and Teal'c in a sitcom land makes me laugh and laugh.


DebetEsse - Jul 03, 2006 4:09:11 pm PDT #9228 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

An ability which first manifests in his prowess with a Super Soaker as a toddler.


Nutty - Jul 03, 2006 4:27:46 pm PDT #9229 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

the name Jack Carter

I have to interject -- you know, Colin even kinda looks like (a young) Michael Caine. That was the name of the titular character in Get Carter, the awesomest mod revenge-picture Britain ever produced.

In summary, it's not just Hollywood that needs a new name. I think we'd all be just as happy with a slew of Bob Chandlers and Dave Coopers and Jimmy Shipwrights.


Consuela - Jul 03, 2006 5:30:27 pm PDT #9230 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

What ever happened to the Franks? There used to be Franks and Joes and Ricks and Davids on television. Now they're all Jack.

CarterBauerONeillBristowSheppard. Sigh.


Vonnie K - Jul 03, 2006 5:35:53 pm PDT #9231 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Also: Jack Malone from Without a Trace and Jack Sparrow from PotC. Seriously, they are like whack-a-moles.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 03, 2006 5:46:55 pm PDT #9232 of 10001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Hey, at least Joss and Tim tried to name everyone some variation of William for a while.


Katie M - Jul 03, 2006 7:45:54 pm PDT #9233 of 10001
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

The idea of Daniel and Teal'c in a sitcom land makes me laugh and laugh.

Teal'c is made for sitcoms. (Daniel, not so much. Daniel is possibly made for primetime soaps, though.)


Ailleann - Jul 03, 2006 8:04:54 pm PDT #9234 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Daniel is made for my bedroom. IJS.


Consuela - Jul 03, 2006 8:29:20 pm PDT #9235 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Katie so funny!