I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angel ,'Chosen'


Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


tommyrot - Aug 24, 2005 2:38:06 pm PDT #3525 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's so weird to see myself being quoted here. I mean, it's fine, it's just a little surreal.

Huh, I quote you and you show up.... Hi.

Did I get your quote close? I just came up with it off the top of my head.


tommyrot - Aug 24, 2005 2:53:16 pm PDT #3526 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

x-posted with Firefly:

In the October issue of SciFi Magazine:

THE NEW FACE OF SCI-FI
Sit in on a roundtable with David Goyer (Batman Begins), Ron Moore and Joss Whedon as they talk about the end of Star Trek and the future of sci-fi. Transcribed by Patrick Lee.

Not available online that I can see. Don't know if it's hit the bookstores yet. Perhaps I'll go see tonight.

(Ron Moore is head writer and producer for BSG.)


Strega - Aug 24, 2005 2:55:54 pm PDT #3527 of 10001

Hi! Heh. I think that's it, or close enough. It sounds familiar, anyway. I seem to remember the episodes better than what I said about them. Once or twice I've been quite surprised, reading things that I don't remember writing.


Consuela - Aug 25, 2005 3:24:15 pm PDT #3528 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

SG-1 folks: Lovely Vala snippet here: [link]


sumi - Aug 25, 2005 5:00:52 pm PDT #3529 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I listened to my BSG season one soundtrack on my way to and from work today and also read the lyrics on the songs that they show. This one is just too funny:

Maledetto sia tuo cuore Cylone
C’é una tostapane nella tua testa
E porta tachi a spillo

Numero Sei ti chiama
Il rivelatore Cylone impone
La tua ragazza è un tostapane

Maledetta siu tuo cuore Cylone
Ahimè, disgrazia! Ahimè, tristezza e miseria!

ll tostapana ha un bel vestito
Rosso come la sua spina dorsale ardente
Sussura Numero Sei
Per tuo commando

Sung in operatic style. Here is the English:

Woe upon your Cylon heart
There's a toaster in your head
And it wears high heels

Number Six calls to you
The Cylon Detector beckons
Your girlfriend is a toaster

Woe upon your Cylon heart!
Alas, disgrace! Alas, sadness and misery!

The toaster has a pretty dress
Red like its glowing spine
Number Six whispers
By your command


JenP - Aug 25, 2005 5:10:29 pm PDT #3530 of 10001

Ha! That's beautiful.


tommyrot - Aug 25, 2005 5:55:14 pm PDT #3531 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I sense the next Broadway hit....


Jessica - Aug 25, 2005 5:55:54 pm PDT #3532 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Toaster! The Musical!


Theodosia - Aug 26, 2005 2:23:51 am PDT #3533 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Me, I'm seeing a whole opera cycle, like the Ring of the Nibelung or something.


sumi - Aug 26, 2005 4:19:47 am PDT #3534 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

24 hours of operatic toaster music!

Also, this just in, Scifi channel to program more science fiction - revolutionary!!