Mal: That's not what I saw. You like to tell me what really happened? Book: I surely would. And maybe someday I will.

'Safe'


Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


§ ita § - May 28, 2005 8:20:15 am PDT #1248 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

WOMB, woman, WOMB.

Let's see ... I'd like a pool with Zoe, Aeryn, Xena, McGyver, Tyr, Beka, Mal, Daniel Jackson (I'm hoping we can breed out the bad eyes).

What am I missing? Savage whimsy. Muscle, pretty, and brains are easy to come by. Oh -- Jack Bristow -- throw in some of that. And Jack Bauer.

Still need some good bad guy in there.


shrift - May 28, 2005 8:23:02 am PDT #1249 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Not ita, but I'd start with Wesley and Gunn.

That totally deserved a rimshot.

Or perhaps just a good rimming.


Anne W. - May 28, 2005 11:16:09 am PDT #1250 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Still need some good bad guy in there.

Krycek, Ethan Rayne, Lindsey (hopefully other genes would overcome the short), Baal.


§ ita § - May 28, 2005 11:31:16 am PDT #1251 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Problem with Baal is that it's the symbiote that's evil -- which is why Angelus didn't make it in (or perhaps Spike, mitigated by people with actual sense).

Oh -- some CSM for long term planning and coldheartedness. Hell, Charlemagne from Andromeda, and maybe even Inara. Need that too.


Anne W. - May 28, 2005 11:37:34 am PDT #1252 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

If it weren't for the whole "can't have kids" thing, Methos would add some nice moral ambiguity to the mix.


DXMachina - May 28, 2005 11:39:08 am PDT #1253 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Well, they said that about Angel and Darla, too.


Betsy HP - May 28, 2005 11:51:14 am PDT #1254 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Giles. Giles for brains.


§ ita § - May 28, 2005 11:57:33 am PDT #1255 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

More bad vision to breed out, though. I'd hoped that Daniel Jackson and McGyver (now, there's a picture) would be enough.


Betsy HP - May 28, 2005 12:13:13 pm PDT #1256 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Okay, can we have John Crichton for brains, pretty, and eyesight? Admittedly his eyesight isn't as good as Aeryn's.


DCJensen - May 28, 2005 12:27:35 pm PDT #1257 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

"Oh, okay. So, can you read the symbols on the basin over there?"