I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angel ,'Chosen'


Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


Anne W. - May 28, 2005 11:37:34 am PDT #1252 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

If it weren't for the whole "can't have kids" thing, Methos would add some nice moral ambiguity to the mix.


DXMachina - May 28, 2005 11:39:08 am PDT #1253 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Well, they said that about Angel and Darla, too.


Betsy HP - May 28, 2005 11:51:14 am PDT #1254 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Giles. Giles for brains.


§ ita § - May 28, 2005 11:57:33 am PDT #1255 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

More bad vision to breed out, though. I'd hoped that Daniel Jackson and McGyver (now, there's a picture) would be enough.


Betsy HP - May 28, 2005 12:13:13 pm PDT #1256 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Okay, can we have John Crichton for brains, pretty, and eyesight? Admittedly his eyesight isn't as good as Aeryn's.


DCJensen - May 28, 2005 12:27:35 pm PDT #1257 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

"Oh, okay. So, can you read the symbols on the basin over there?"


§ ita § - May 28, 2005 12:28:31 pm PDT #1258 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

John Crichton, breeding stock, check.


Betsy HP - May 28, 2005 12:32:31 pm PDT #1259 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I volunteer to handle the insemination.


Betsy HP - May 28, 2005 12:33:24 pm PDT #1260 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Can we have Kaylee? She's smart, technological, and cute. Cute is a valuable survival skill, especially in those fraught toddler years.


quester - May 28, 2005 7:14:20 pm PDT #1261 of 10001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

And Book for the wisdom and humor.