Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


§ ita § - May 28, 2005 12:28:31 pm PDT #1258 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

John Crichton, breeding stock, check.


Betsy HP - May 28, 2005 12:32:31 pm PDT #1259 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I volunteer to handle the insemination.


Betsy HP - May 28, 2005 12:33:24 pm PDT #1260 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Can we have Kaylee? She's smart, technological, and cute. Cute is a valuable survival skill, especially in those fraught toddler years.


quester - May 28, 2005 7:14:20 pm PDT #1261 of 10001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

And Book for the wisdom and humor.


Emily - May 28, 2005 7:16:52 pm PDT #1262 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

They're better than twenty-twenty, and they're blue!


§ ita § - May 28, 2005 7:21:14 pm PDT #1263 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, we totally need a psychic too -- Drusilla should come play.


Betsy HP - May 28, 2005 7:34:03 pm PDT #1264 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Dear God, NO. No vampire babies in my gene pool, thanks.


§ ita § - May 28, 2005 7:37:35 pm PDT #1265 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

She was psychic before she was a vampire. Besides, it's not like there's been any example of vampires continuing their line through sex.


Nutty - May 29, 2005 5:31:59 am PDT #1266 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I think Drusilla should be ruled out on annoyingness. "Eugenics" and "annoyingness" are mutually exclusive terms, don't you think? Anyway, my evil genetics experiments would also breed out the tendency to bad cockney.

...and why are we performing eugenics again? Is it just in celebration of the fact that SF is not populated exclusively by ugly people?


Betsy HP - May 29, 2005 5:50:16 am PDT #1267 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Is it just in celebration of the fact that SF is not populated exclusively by ugly people?

Is there a better reason?

Also, it's a pretext for contemplating the prettiness in genre. Speaking of which, Larrak. Only briefly alive, but handsome during his redshirtedness.