{{Emmett, Emmett's nose, Emmett's family!}} Poor thing. But story to tell after the painful part of the memory is gone.
Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.
Anya ,'Showtime'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Laura - Mar 23, 2005 3:48:58 pm PST #9865 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
JZ - Mar 23, 2005 3:52:06 pm PST #9866 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Eeeee. Hec just called back - he and Emmett's mom are both there with him; the swelling is going down and Emmett is calm and quiet now, but Hec said he was screaming and hollering with pain at first.
He rode to the ER in an ambulance, poor screamy lamb.
And he's mellowed out, icepacking his face and cuddled with his parents, but he's out of commission for a few weeks, and right now he's pretty adamant about No More Baseball.
Poor critter. He got such pleasure from it, and he's so good at it.
Fucking MARCH.
DXMachina - Mar 23, 2005 3:52:14 pm PST #9867 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Walk it off, kid...
What?
Poor Emmett. I've gotten hit in the face several times. Fortunately, the worst I ever got was a black eye.
JenP - Mar 23, 2005 3:52:19 pm PST #9868 of 10002
Oh, poor Emmett.
Betsy HP - Mar 23, 2005 3:52:48 pm PST #9869 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Oh, poor Emmett and poor Hec. You feel so terrible when the kid's hurt; it's always your fault somehow.
DXMachina - Mar 23, 2005 3:54:05 pm PST #9870 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Also? It's frelling snowing here.
Almare - Mar 23, 2005 3:54:09 pm PST #9871 of 10002
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
NO! This is WRONG! Now March is harming poor little Emmet!
That is IT!
IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY APRIL!
If we all think it's April, then March can't hurt us. The Buffista's can make a new callender, one where March doesn't exist, except in letter heads handed down from strange and creepy bosses.
Betsy HP - Mar 23, 2005 3:54:26 pm PST #9872 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
My experience with kids is that they find it much easier to back down if you don't argue with them. Let Emmett say loudly that he never wants to do baseball again, nod and sympathize.
That way he hasn't had a chance to back himself into a position he may think better of.
Lee - Mar 23, 2005 3:55:40 pm PST #9873 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Poor Emmett. Please keep us updated, JZ.
Pix - Mar 23, 2005 3:56:33 pm PST #9874 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I am so sorry that I brought the Buffistas to March's attention. Next year I'll just throw myself heroically into a hell dimension at the beginning of the month and save you all the angst.