Walk it off, kid...
What?
Poor Emmett. I've gotten hit in the face several times. Fortunately, the worst I ever got was a black eye.
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DXMachina - Mar 23, 2005 3:52:14 pm PST #9867 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
JenP - Mar 23, 2005 3:52:19 pm PST #9868 of 10002
Oh, poor Emmett.
Betsy HP - Mar 23, 2005 3:52:48 pm PST #9869 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Oh, poor Emmett and poor Hec. You feel so terrible when the kid's hurt; it's always your fault somehow.
DXMachina - Mar 23, 2005 3:54:05 pm PST #9870 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Also? It's frelling snowing here.
Almare - Mar 23, 2005 3:54:09 pm PST #9871 of 10002
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
NO! This is WRONG! Now March is harming poor little Emmet!
That is IT!
IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY APRIL!
If we all think it's April, then March can't hurt us. The Buffista's can make a new callender, one where March doesn't exist, except in letter heads handed down from strange and creepy bosses.
Betsy HP - Mar 23, 2005 3:54:26 pm PST #9872 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
My experience with kids is that they find it much easier to back down if you don't argue with them. Let Emmett say loudly that he never wants to do baseball again, nod and sympathize.
That way he hasn't had a chance to back himself into a position he may think better of.
Lee - Mar 23, 2005 3:55:40 pm PST #9873 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Poor Emmett. Please keep us updated, JZ.
Pix - Mar 23, 2005 3:56:33 pm PST #9874 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I am so sorry that I brought the Buffistas to March's attention. Next year I'll just throw myself heroically into a hell dimension at the beginning of the month and save you all the angst.
NoiseDesign - Mar 23, 2005 3:59:26 pm PST #9875 of 10002
Our wings are not tired
Poor Emmett!
To counter the bad march though, I've been having a good one.
Picked up another week of work in NYC for next month, and I just got booked for not one, but two shows today. Both of them happen in June. I also got asked about availability for two other shows.
StuntHusband - Mar 23, 2005 4:04:57 pm PST #9876 of 10002
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
Good lord. Poor Emmett. Been there, done that (not a baseball, a car wreck), and having had multiple broken bones, 2nd degree burns, and over 100 stitches in my life (I was an active child), it hurt worse than anything else.
But it heals, quickly, and the memory of the pain fades fast. I don't know if platitudes from an utter stranger would help at all, but feel free to reassure him - this is as bad as it gets, it only gets better. Probably will bounce off his hurt - it did for me - but I can try.
(And now my nose aches. Lord, lord, what a thing.)