You can't have an estate sale unless you're dead. It's the Rule.
Illyria: Wesley's dead. I'm feeling grief for him. I can't seem to control it. I wish to do more violence. Spike: Well, wishes just happen to be horses today.
'Not Fade Away'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Betsy HP - Feb 24, 2005 2:04:15 pm PST #945 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Betsy HP - Feb 24, 2005 2:05:17 pm PST #946 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
How does a Dead Crack Whore differ from a Dead Heroin Whore or, for that matter, a Deceased Laudanum Soiled Dove?
DavidS - Feb 24, 2005 2:07:22 pm PST #947 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
How about bruising.
JZ gets the most heinous collection of bruises when she's doing Faire because she's such a crazed physical actress during the Pye Powder Court section. She had a gyne exam once during Faire and the doctor talked to her very earnestly about all the bruises she had on her thighs, presuming it was abuse.
JZ - Feb 24, 2005 2:09:42 pm PST #948 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
How does a Dead Crack Whore differ from a Dead Heroin Whore or, for that matter, a Deceased Laudanum Soiled Dove?
Unsure about the first two, but the Deceased Laudanum Soiled Dove definitely has the prettiest underwear.
Wolfram - Feb 24, 2005 2:09:46 pm PST #949 of 10002
Visilurking
She had a gyne exam once during Faire...
Brave woman, letting them use all those antiquated tools.
Allyson - Feb 24, 2005 2:10:26 pm PST #950 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Damn. I missed picture of ita's apartment
Jesse - Feb 24, 2005 2:10:52 pm PST #951 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I often have bruises that don't hurt. Until I poke them enough that they start. It's possible I'm not mature enough to live on my own yet.
Jesse, it was all Ali.
Well, and the part where you have a job and shit. Getting an apartment turns out to be somewhat tricky with no income.
I just had an unsatisfying dinner. Hmph.
Alibelle - Feb 24, 2005 2:16:14 pm PST #952 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
How does a Dead Crack Whore differ from a Dead Heroin Whore or, for that matter, a Deceased Laudanum Soiled Dove?
Dead Crack Whore is easier and funner to say than Dead Heroin Whore. A Deceased Laudanum Soiled Dove is a totally different creature, and much prettier. With a much more artful application of blood. And porcelain skin. And pretty hair.
Jesse, it was all Ali.
Aww. That's nice. Seriously, I feel all warm inside, like I've done a good deed.
Lee, I need more specific requirements about what you want.
I'll see what I can find, Allyson.
JZ - Feb 24, 2005 2:17:26 pm PST #953 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Brave woman, letting them use all those antiquated tools.
This is actually the gig of the inventor of cat-stacking -- he has an old wheelbarrow full of extremely beat-up garden and kitchen tools, with a big sign that reads MAD MUGLEY'S CART OF BARGAIN SURGERY. There is no end to his slightly-evil genius.
Theodosia - Feb 24, 2005 2:19:26 pm PST #954 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Based on nothing more than an examination of antique dental tools, I'm betting that gynecological tools of a similar age are surprisingly modern-looking because human physiology hasn't changed that much, so there's only so many ways to shape 'em.