Zoe: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself. Mal: No! No, it's not!

'War Stories'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Feb 24, 2005 1:21:18 pm PST #937 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Allyson, incoming.

ita, outsent.


Polter-Cow - Feb 24, 2005 1:23:36 pm PST #938 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

JZ "Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath" Feb 24, 2005 2:03:58 pm PST

JZ "Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath" Feb 24, 2005 2:12:22 pm PST


Jesse - Feb 24, 2005 1:36:35 pm PST #939 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ita makes me laugh. Also a little angry, with the easy apartment-finding and -getting.


Allyson - Feb 24, 2005 1:56:07 pm PST #940 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh! Now find me an apartment!


Alibelle - Feb 24, 2005 1:57:52 pm PST #941 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Okay, where did everyone go? Why did all the talking stop?

Let's see what's a favorite topic? How about bruising. I have a bruise on my wrist that hurts, but is invisible, probably because I've been taking my vitamins. I'm pretty certain I got it in dance class, when I was doing the spinning on the floor thing again, from the teacher's kung fu grip. Actually I would not be surprised if I left bruises on his arm, either. I was holding on for dear life. I also have a mysterious bruise on my inner thigh, right above my knee. It doesn't hurt, but it sure is purple. However, this upsets my vitamin taking theory, so I'm not sure what to think about it. Other than, "how on earth did I get bruised there and not notice?" Of course.

Let's see, another topic of conversation. Hmm. I don't think monkeys are all that endlessly fascinating.

So there.

ETA: Ha! Of course someone would post when I was writing that whole thing up. What kind of apartment do you want, Allyson?


§ ita § - Feb 24, 2005 2:00:34 pm PST #942 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

school has taught me that the correct answer for any symbol is usually "it's a penis."

Far be it from the internet to disabuse you of that notion.

It feels like buyer's remorse, but I know it's only good old fear of commitment. Which is to say, lease signing in 5 minutes.

Jesse, it was all Ali.


Allyson - Feb 24, 2005 2:02:16 pm PST #943 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

What kind of apartment do you want, Allyson?

Something larger than 400sq ft, for $800, in Los Feliz.

Everyone laugh.


Lee - Feb 24, 2005 2:02:17 pm PST #944 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Oh! Now find me an apartment!

Nope. I'm next.

Do we need to start the line discussion again? It's bad enough ita cut.


Betsy HP - Feb 24, 2005 2:04:15 pm PST #945 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

You can't have an estate sale unless you're dead. It's the Rule.


Betsy HP - Feb 24, 2005 2:05:17 pm PST #946 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

How does a Dead Crack Whore differ from a Dead Heroin Whore or, for that matter, a Deceased Laudanum Soiled Dove?