But it's a real roll and a fake knife. Hardly seems fair.
Harken: You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war? Zoe: Fought with a lot of people in the war. Harken: And your husband? Zoe: Fight with him sometimes, too.
'Bushwhacked'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Betsy HP - Mar 21, 2005 12:05:53 pm PST #9220 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
tommyrot - Mar 21, 2005 12:07:13 pm PST #9221 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
But it's a real roll and a fake knife. Hardly seems fair.
I read this as "But it's a real doll and a fake knife." Was horribly confused.
Kalshane - Mar 21, 2005 12:08:18 pm PST #9222 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Well, what made it even more surprising is I normally suck at rolling. At least coming from a standing position. If I'm already on the ground I'm okay. I just have a lot of trouble getting my head to go below my feet. Same reason I can't dive into water.
NoiseDesign - Mar 21, 2005 12:12:33 pm PST #9223 of 10002
Our wings are not tired
So I did a threadsuck and my scan for ND and I found this
I would have sympathy for ND (Noise Design! We is talking about you.) behind this, if he wasn't getting all the tall-dark-and-scrumptuous vote as it was.
Um, was there some kind of voting that I missed. If so, I think we need a group vision plan here.
Good to be back home.
§ ita § - Mar 21, 2005 12:15:51 pm PST #9224 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But it's a real roll and a fake knife. Hardly seems fair.
You gotta earn the privilege of playing with real knives. And don't think people don't -- the part of a putative black belt test I'm least looking forward to? Defending against live knife.
Sean K - Mar 21, 2005 12:22:45 pm PST #9225 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Both I and the friend I was sparring with just stood there staring at each other going "I can't believe I/you just did that."
Yeah, that was the reaction.
the part of a putative black belt test I'm least looking forward to? Defending against live knife.
Will they have a medic on hand to stitch you up, if needs be?
§ ita § - Mar 21, 2005 12:25:57 pm PST #9226 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Will they have a medic on hand to stitch you up, if needs be?
There's a fire station across the street.
The people in the last test were the luckiest ever -- a doctor (and a dentist, now that I think about it) was among the candidates. But he got knocked out, so he had to stop taking the test. Okay, he wasn't lucky, but they were, because he stayed around and dispensed emergency first aid as required. I may need to find a med student who'll be all ready to go by the time I might get to test.
Lee - Mar 21, 2005 12:27:03 pm PST #9227 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
hehehe
We're in the Apple store. Don't send help.
Perkins, SailAweigh and Aurelia
tommyrot - Mar 21, 2005 12:28:17 pm PST #9228 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
We're in the Apple store. Don't send help.
Hold on tight to your wallets....
Betsy HP - Mar 21, 2005 12:30:21 pm PST #9229 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Defending against live knife.
Holy cow. Didn't you tell us somebody inevitably gets cut in a knife fight?