Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's wife's iPod.

Thou shalt not bear false witness to the iPod.

Thou shalt not take the iPod's name in vain.

Thou shalt honor thy Mother's and Father's iPod.

Thou shalt keep the iPod day holy.

Thou shalt not murder thy iPod by letting the battery run out.

Thou shalt not have any other iPods before this one.

Thou shalt not have any graven image of the iPod, ie that HP crap.

Thou shalt not steal music for your iPod.

You shall not commit adultery by using someone else's iPod.

These are laws.

These are laws.

And if you have a photo iPod you can see a picture of the actual tablets.

And those tablets can NOT be returned - they are engraved.

And those tablets can NOT be returned - they are engraved.

BWAH!!!!

t dies laughing

A banner ad for Lowermybills.com showed up on my hotmail inbox. It has a pig with writing about lowering my mortgage. Said pig is stretched all the way out the length of the banner. It is 3Dish and on first glance up there at the top of the inbox does not look like a pig at all.

I've seen this one. A lot.

Okay, just one Kartchner picture to share: [link]

They don't allow you to use cameras on the tour, even with the flash turned off, otherwise you'd bet I'd try to have some of my own.

Okay, just one Kartchner picture to share: [link]

So...tuning forks are disallowed down there?

Now I know what Jesus was listening to when he did his little dance and went up to heaven.

The Hustle.

So if the devil wears Prada, and Katie Holmes is coming out of the Prada store, Katie Holmes has presumably purchased Prada and therefore is of the devil, and if Fanboy Jesus then plotzes for Katie Holmes and her kicky sandals, has Jesus therefore worshipped the devil?

Clearly owning a pink iPod Shuffle = Satanist.