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shrift - Mar 18, 2005 10:17:50 am PST #8680 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

So if the devil wears Prada, and Katie Holmes is coming out of the Prada store, Katie Holmes has presumably purchased Prada and therefore is of the devil, and if Fanboy Jesus then plotzes for Katie Holmes and her kicky sandals, has Jesus therefore worshipped the devil?

Clearly owning a pink iPod Shuffle = Satanist.

bon bon - Mar 18, 2005 10:22:36 am PST #8681 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I've seen this one. A lot.

I'm wondering if there is a way I can block them specifically. Because, at this point, this is the only site where I haven't seen the LowerMyBills.com ads, and they are annoying with the flash and the nonsensical, visually unattractive imagery.

Theodosia - Mar 18, 2005 10:22:46 am PST #8682 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

So...tuning forks are disallowed down there?

You'd be body-tackled by the tour guide before you even got your tuning fork out of your pocket. I was bemused by the fact that the last person in our tour group was a volunteer who sheepdogs laggers along to make sure nobody "gets lost", especially because they only light the section of cave that you're in at the time.

Daisy Jane - Mar 18, 2005 10:26:52 am PST #8683 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I've seen this one. A lot.

How have you not gone mad? If I saw what looked like a giant penis nearly everytime I opened my inbox, I would be afraid to ever touch my computer again. As it is usually I get an ad for some sort of botox-lite, which always makes me think of Bobotox, which always makes me laugh.

Allyson - Mar 18, 2005 10:29:07 am PST #8684 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

How have you not gone mad?

AOL has been putting this at the bottom of my emails for over a month.

I don't understand why there isn't some aesthetic standard. It's friggin' AOL, they need that cheap ass ad?

DavidS - Mar 18, 2005 10:30:07 am PST #8685 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

has Jesus therefore worshipped the devil?

Fanboy Jesus does not approve of the Devil's ways. But he has to admit the Devil has style.

DXMachina - Mar 18, 2005 10:32:14 am PST #8686 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I'm wondering if there is a way I can block them specifically.

Firefox with the adblock extension is supposed to be able to, although I haven't tried iton that one.

bon bon - Mar 18, 2005 10:38:51 am PST #8687 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

This line just cracked me up in TWoP, for anyone who watched the last Survivor (spoilery if you plan to):

A first in Survivor history: Tom voted for the square root of Willard, making him the first castaway ever to leave the island with an irrational number of votes. Not to be confused with a number of irrational votes; that happens all the time.

Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 18, 2005 10:39:11 am PST #8688 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Divine beings use the godPod.

I was thinking more along the lines of the i amPod.

§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 10:40:43 am PST #8689 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Divine beings use the godPod.

Jamaican divine beings use the IandIpod.

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