And if your iPod's battery died, you could go up to Jesus and He'd touch your iPod and it would be miraculously charged.
No wonder there are so many Christians.
Inara: So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress? Mal: Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. 'Sides, those soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. It's the whole... air-flow.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Mar 18, 2005 10:07:56 am PST #8669 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Lyra Jane - Mar 18, 2005 10:08:35 am PST #8670 of 10002
Up with the sun
What happens if you suddenly NEED to hear a song that you don't have loaded on your shuffle?
This is THE most traumatic thing, and I spent an hour last night redoing the songs on my iPod so it wouldn't happen any more.
So, yeah, I couldn't deal with a Shuffle.
Aims - Mar 18, 2005 10:09:04 am PST #8671 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's wife's iPod.
Thou shalt not bear false witness to the iPod.
Thou shalt not take the iPod's name in vain.
Thou shalt honor thy Mother's and Father's iPod.
Thou shalt keep the iPod day holy.
Thou shalt not murder thy iPod by letting the battery run out.
Thou shalt not have any other iPods before this one.
Thou shalt not have any graven image of the iPod, ie that HP crap.
Thou shalt not steal music for your iPod.
You shall not commit adultery by using someone else's iPod.
These are laws.
tommyrot - Mar 18, 2005 10:09:58 am PST #8672 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
These are laws.
And if you have a photo iPod you can see a picture of the actual tablets.
Aims - Mar 18, 2005 10:10:46 am PST #8673 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
And those tablets can NOT be returned - they are engraved.
Pix - Mar 18, 2005 10:11:29 am PST #8674 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
And those tablets can NOT be returned - they are engraved.
BWAH!!!!
t dies laughing
DXMachina - Mar 18, 2005 10:11:29 am PST #8675 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
A banner ad for Lowermybills.com showed up on my hotmail inbox. It has a pig with writing about lowering my mortgage. Said pig is stretched all the way out the length of the banner. It is 3Dish and on first glance up there at the top of the inbox does not look like a pig at all.
I've seen this one. A lot.
Theodosia - Mar 18, 2005 10:11:59 am PST #8676 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Okay, just one Kartchner picture to share: [link]
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They don't allow you to use cameras on the tour, even with the flash turned off, otherwise you'd bet I'd try to have some of my own.
DavidS - Mar 18, 2005 10:13:28 am PST #8677 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Okay, just one Kartchner picture to share: [link]
So...tuning forks are disallowed down there?
-t - Mar 18, 2005 10:16:56 am PST #8678 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Now I know what Jesus was listening to when he did his little dance and went up to heaven.