I bet he doesn't mind that at all.
Well, he's currently freaking out. I've tried restoring him, but I dunno. Maybe he's coming down from the smackfarthing.
Lydia: Its removal from Burma is a felony and when triggered it has the power to melt human eyeballs.
Giles: In that case I've severely underpriced it.
'Potential'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Mar 18, 2005 8:47:31 am PST #8625 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Aims - Mar 18, 2005 8:48:23 am PST #8626 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
go to town on it with nail polish or something. That would work, right?
Oooooh! Down on Venice Beach, there's a vendor that will custom paint your cellphone. It's beautiful work. I wonder if she'd do a shuffle.
shrift - Mar 18, 2005 9:18:17 am PST #8627 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Reading through the last 400 posts has left me with only one question: what kind of iPod would Jesus own?
-t - Mar 18, 2005 9:20:13 am PST #8628 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Jesus could make a shuffle hold every song ever recorded. (eta: but he'd probably want a mini because they are so darn cute)
Theodosia - Mar 18, 2005 9:21:05 am PST #8629 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Jesus would own a U2 iPod, because even Jesus thinks Bono is cool.
Steph L. - Mar 18, 2005 9:22:14 am PST #8630 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
The battery in Jesus' iPod would last forever.
§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 9:22:25 am PST #8631 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If you gave Jesus a Shuffle, he'd be able to make it display photos.
He's got mad skillz like that.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2005 9:23:18 am PST #8632 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Jesus wouldn't have to pay for iTunes.
Steph L. - Mar 18, 2005 9:23:24 am PST #8633 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
If you gave Jesus a Shuffle, he'd be able to make it display photos.
He's got mad skillz like that.
He could turn a Shuffle into a Mini.
Water ----> Wine.
amych - Mar 18, 2005 9:23:55 am PST #8634 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I wanna know Jesus's compression algorithm. I bet he'd open-source it.