Jesus could make a shuffle hold every song ever recorded. (eta: but he'd probably want a mini because they are so darn cute)
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Mar 18, 2005 9:20:13 am PST #8628 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Theodosia - Mar 18, 2005 9:21:05 am PST #8629 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Jesus would own a U2 iPod, because even Jesus thinks Bono is cool.
Steph L. - Mar 18, 2005 9:22:14 am PST #8630 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
The battery in Jesus' iPod would last forever.
§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 9:22:25 am PST #8631 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If you gave Jesus a Shuffle, he'd be able to make it display photos.
He's got mad skillz like that.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2005 9:23:18 am PST #8632 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Jesus wouldn't have to pay for iTunes.
Steph L. - Mar 18, 2005 9:23:24 am PST #8633 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
If you gave Jesus a Shuffle, he'd be able to make it display photos.
He's got mad skillz like that.
He could turn a Shuffle into a Mini.
Water ----> Wine.
amych - Mar 18, 2005 9:23:55 am PST #8634 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I wanna know Jesus's compression algorithm. I bet he'd open-source it.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2005 9:24:49 am PST #8635 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
On the other hand, I DON'T want Jesus' banana slug.
Gudanov - Mar 18, 2005 9:24:49 am PST #8636 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Hey, another NCAA upset. 10 seed N.C. State defeated 7 seed Charlotte.
Aims - Mar 18, 2005 9:25:47 am PST #8637 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
WHOOT! I picked them!!