Jesus could make a shuffle hold every song ever recorded. (eta: but he'd probably want a mini because they are so darn cute)
He doesn't travel well. He's like fine shrimp.
Anya ,'Touched'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Mar 18, 2005 9:20:13 am PST #8628 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Theodosia - Mar 18, 2005 9:21:05 am PST #8629 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Jesus would own a U2 iPod, because even Jesus thinks Bono is cool.
Steph L. - Mar 18, 2005 9:22:14 am PST #8630 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
The battery in Jesus' iPod would last forever.
§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 9:22:25 am PST #8631 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If you gave Jesus a Shuffle, he'd be able to make it display photos.
He's got mad skillz like that.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2005 9:23:18 am PST #8632 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Jesus wouldn't have to pay for iTunes.
Steph L. - Mar 18, 2005 9:23:24 am PST #8633 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
If you gave Jesus a Shuffle, he'd be able to make it display photos.
He's got mad skillz like that.
He could turn a Shuffle into a Mini.
Water ----> Wine.
amych - Mar 18, 2005 9:23:55 am PST #8634 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I wanna know Jesus's compression algorithm. I bet he'd open-source it.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2005 9:24:49 am PST #8635 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
On the other hand, I DON'T want Jesus' banana slug.
Gudanov - Mar 18, 2005 9:24:49 am PST #8636 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Hey, another NCAA upset. 10 seed N.C. State defeated 7 seed Charlotte.
Aims - Mar 18, 2005 9:25:47 am PST #8637 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
WHOOT! I picked them!!