I briefly interrupt the valuable and informative OC Dish to say that I got the world's most adorable menu slipped under my door. It's Asian food, and the restaurant is called Kung Pao Kitty, with pics of dishy retro ladies with kitty tails.
The headers are adorable: noodles schmoodles, here fishy fishy, rice lots of rice, man eating tofu and veggies. They have plantains with ginger delato and caramel coconut sauce, smitten kitten cake (chocolate ganache with a dose of caffeine and scoop of gelato), and their battered shrimp is described as "crispy fried goodness."
I love cute menus.
CAUSE THEY SERVE THE KITTIES!! They have to cute that up.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE ALLYSON WHO ESCHEWS MOST CHINESE FOOD DUE TO FEAR OF EYEBALL MEAT?
Methinks Kat has a touch of the Marissa. The menu clearly states: CHICKEN DISHES ARE PREPARED WITH BREAST MEAT ONLY.
In ASSCAPS. Like that.
OMG, I think that the too cute -- EVIL -- kitty menu STOLE HER SOUL!
Also, the spicy dishes are marked: How hot are you?
CHICKEN DISHES ARE PREPARED WITH BREAST MEAT ONLY.
Breast meat from KITTIES.
That's okay. I'll donate Maceo to the cause. He'll be happier.
Nah. No one would want Maceo. He's too skinny. Not enough kitty meat. Now Ruby? Well now that she's a little headed tubby cat, she'd be good eats.
