Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Mar 17, 2005 7:22:20 pm PST #8499 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Methinks Kat has a touch of the Marissa. The menu clearly states: CHICKEN DISHES ARE PREPARED WITH BREAST MEAT ONLY.

In ASSCAPS. Like that.


sumi - Mar 17, 2005 7:22:44 pm PST #8500 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

OMG, I think that the too cute -- EVIL -- kitty menu STOLE HER SOUL!


Allyson - Mar 17, 2005 7:23:26 pm PST #8501 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Also, the spicy dishes are marked: How hot are you?


Kat - Mar 17, 2005 7:24:59 pm PST #8502 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

CHICKEN DISHES ARE PREPARED WITH BREAST MEAT ONLY.

Breast meat from KITTIES.


Allyson - Mar 17, 2005 7:25:42 pm PST #8503 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

That's okay. I'll donate Maceo to the cause. He'll be happier.


Kat - Mar 17, 2005 7:30:54 pm PST #8504 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Nah. No one would want Maceo. He's too skinny. Not enough kitty meat. Now Ruby? Well now that she's a little headed tubby cat, she'd be good eats.


Lee - Mar 17, 2005 7:34:20 pm PST #8505 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

hides ozzie.


Kat - Mar 17, 2005 7:38:08 pm PST #8506 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

We can still see him, Perkins! Ditto for Trouble, Polgara.


Burrell - Mar 17, 2005 7:43:35 pm PST #8507 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I can't imagine cat meat tasting any good. Too carnivorous.

Egad, I feel like someone gave me a beat down today. I have reached a seriously dangerous degree of pathetic. Even lying down hurts these days.


aurelia - Mar 17, 2005 7:55:51 pm PST #8508 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

If I read the last few posts to Petri, do you think he'll stop begging to be fed? Eh, probably not.

I had a shamrock shake today. They really aren't very good.