Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them.

Willow ,'Showtime'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Stephanie - Feb 24, 2005 8:23:28 am PST #808 of 10002
Trust my rage

What confuses me about the term "First Commandment" is that if you are looking in the Old Testament (if you are Christian), you would assume that means the first of the ten**. But in the New Testament, Jesus says the first commandment is "Love the Lord your God with all your heart...and the second is love your neighbor as yourself." (I think this is the same thing -t is referring to - at least the same words although maybe not from the same exact place in the scripture since Jews don't use the New Testament.)

** which is this:

I am the lord your god who brought you out of the land of Egypt
but also
you shall have no other gods before me
(I think that's the commandment part.)

ETA: And before the biblical pedants strike, I see now that according to the New Testament, Jesus refers to the greatest commandment, not the first, so never mind....


Ginger - Feb 24, 2005 8:31:19 am PST #809 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

That's because there's no commandment requiring editing.

Think how much better off we'd be if there were.


DavidS - Feb 24, 2005 8:37:51 am PST #810 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Think how much better off we'd be if there were.

Let me tell you how excited I was when Emmett's 2nd grade teacher introduced The Daily Edit into their course work.

That's right - every day the second graders were editing spelling and grammatical mistakes.


Theodosia - Feb 24, 2005 8:38:11 am PST #811 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

The Daily Show segment on the Rapturers also concerned a website that will send messages to your friends for you if you are Raptured. One of Colbert's more sublime works.

(I surmise that from this and his "This Week in God" regular feature religion is a topic near and dear to his heart much the way it is to Cindy.)


-t - Feb 24, 2005 8:47:54 am PST #812 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Nonian, i learned it the way you understand it (I am, etc...no other gods = Commandment #1) in CCD. However, the cantor told us that the first part is the first commandment and the "You shall have no other gods" part is the 2nd commandment. It was weird to me, but he was quite specific. Why we have these different readings of the text, I don't know.


Stephanie - Feb 24, 2005 8:50:07 am PST #813 of 10002
Trust my rage

-t, it seems weird, but you are probably right. I considered looking it up again, but don't have the energy.

BTW, how's the baby coming along?


Nilly - Feb 24, 2005 9:01:22 am PST #814 of 10002
Swouncing

Poking head: The Jewish counting to ten [Edit: with the christians ones later, too, now that I read on]


Fred Pete - Feb 24, 2005 9:02:56 am PST #815 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Fed government closing 2 hours early today because of weather.

I dread tomorrow, when the wet streets ice over....


shrift - Feb 24, 2005 9:10:31 am PST #816 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

shrift worships porn. All hail the porn.

It occurs to me that to really get the most sin in, I ought to erect some shrines.

btw, shrift, how're you set for T.Rex?

Oh, I think I've got Room For More.

And now I'm realizing how terrible it is that I've got 962 songs loaded on my work iTunes and very few of them are glam. I ought to rectify that.


-t - Feb 24, 2005 9:11:15 am PST #817 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

BTW, how's the baby coming along?

It's a fetus today! Woo-hoo!

Not that I can tell. At this point I just feel fat and tired and a little queasy. And hungry. I've already had three meals (it's 1pm for me) and I'm ready to eat again.

How's your dog-walking soreness? Better, I hope.