Number 10 is a trick question, so I think it's impossible to not go to Hell.
I think being a Christian is supposed to help, but I didn't read the whole thing so I'm not sure.
I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it. Don't hide behind Mal 'cause you know he'll shoot it down for you. Tell me.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 24, 2005 6:33:54 am PST #769 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
brenda m - Feb 24, 2005 6:36:28 am PST #770 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Wait, why is it a trick question?
Polter-Cow - Feb 24, 2005 6:36:41 am PST #771 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Number 10 is a trick question, so I think it's impossible to not go to Hell.
Oooh. I thought the first one was Thou shalt not kill. Shows what I know.
I love that it makes you judge yourself.
I like the big INCORRECT.
Fred Pete - Feb 24, 2005 6:37:13 am PST #772 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
Also not so very concerned.
So not concerned that I'm not even taking the test.
brenda m - Feb 24, 2005 6:38:15 am PST #773 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Number 10 is a trick question, so I think it's impossible to not go to Hell.
Just FTR, I knew what number one was, and said, truthfully, I think, that I've never broken it, and I'm still going to hell.
Gudanov - Feb 24, 2005 6:38:32 am PST #774 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Wait, why is it a trick question?
It says that everyone has broken the 1st Commandment, so if you say you haven't then you're braking the 9th Commandment.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 24, 2005 6:38:35 am PST #775 of 10002
What is even happening?
I didn't look at that quiz. I know what it is. And it makes me even angrier, because they're taking something profound, and making it a quizlet on the internet.
The point is, nobody is good enough, which I happen to believe. Even the best people (and I'm not one) have some filth in their lives. Yes we get the picture. I wonder if the quizzers ever thought if their little quizlet would put off more people than not. I mean heck, I believe their point and I'm furious.
shrift - Feb 24, 2005 6:40:16 am PST #776 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm more concerned about what I'll be eating for lunch than if I'm bound for hell.
brenda m - Feb 24, 2005 6:40:56 am PST #777 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh, I didn't read the explanation.
Dude, doesn't that make it not just a trick question but a trick commandment if nobody can avoid breaking it?
eta, Cindy et al, I hope my making light of it isn't bothersome. I do find stuff like this so out there that it doesn't feel to me like mocking real people, but I hope it doesn't come across that way.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 24, 2005 6:42:37 am PST #778 of 10002
What is even happening?
It says that everyone has broken the 1st Commandment, so if you say you haven't then you're braking the 9th Commandment.
Okay yeah, so apparently I am going to get myself all riled up before I go to Social Security. There's this whole nasty little sub-philosophy amongst some fundies and some evangelicals that equates holding anything important with idolatry. I think it's a crazy-guilt-making exercise that does nothing to increase a person's natural love of and devotion to, and connection with G-d, which is the point of the first commandment. Gimme a whip. It's time to clear out the temple.