Number 10 is a trick question, so I think it's impossible to not go to Hell.

Just FTR, I knew what number one was, and said, truthfully, I think, that I've never broken it, and I'm still going to hell.

Wait, why is it a trick question?

It says that everyone has broken the 1st Commandment, so if you say you haven't then you're braking the 9th Commandment.

I didn't look at that quiz. I know what it is. And it makes me even angrier, because they're taking something profound, and making it a quizlet on the internet.

The point is, nobody is good enough, which I happen to believe. Even the best people (and I'm not one) have some filth in their lives. Yes we get the picture. I wonder if the quizzers ever thought if their little quizlet would put off more people than not. I mean heck, I believe their point and I'm furious.

I'm more concerned about what I'll be eating for lunch than if I'm bound for hell.

Oh, I didn't read the explanation.

Dude, doesn't that make it not just a trick question but a trick commandment if nobody can avoid breaking it?

eta, Cindy et al, I hope my making light of it isn't bothersome. I do find stuff like this so out there that it doesn't feel to me like mocking real people, but I hope it doesn't come across that way.

It says that everyone has broken the 1st Commandment, so if you say you haven't then you're braking the 9th Commandment.

Okay yeah, so apparently I am going to get myself all riled up before I go to Social Security. There's this whole nasty little sub-philosophy amongst some fundies and some evangelicals that equates holding anything important with idolatry. I think it's a crazy-guilt-making exercise that does nothing to increase a person's natural love of and devotion to, and connection with G-d, which is the point of the first commandment. Gimme a whip. It's time to clear out the temple.

I'm unreasonably annoyed at being told that I'm lying when I say I haven't broken the first commandment.

I love they say that liberals couldn't live with the "lusted in his heart" line from Matthew when Jimmy Carter is the President who has actually quoted it.

Dude, doesn't that make it not just a trick question but a trick commandment if nobody can avoid breaking it?

Well, that's the quiz writers interpretation. They're just trying to make the point that everyone is a sinner, but they're just doing it in a silly way that makes them look stupid.

I think being a Christian is supposed to help, but I didn't read the whole thing so I'm not sure.

Not so much. Apparently things like going to church and reading the Bible regularly are nice enough and all, but essentially meaningless in the face of such hellworthy sins as having uttered the occasional "Oh, Lord!" or stolen a paperclip from work.

That whole thing would make my head explode, except that then I think about all the other stuff in this guy's Ultimate Guide To Life -- all that business about judging not lest ye be judged, being forgiven exactly just so much as you're willing to forgive others, caring for the least and poorest and worst among us, and tending to your own salvation and keeping your nose out of other people's business, and I feel fairly certain that when this guy dies Jesus is gonna be all "What. Ev." and t rolls eyes FOREVAH at him.

Gud, you forgot hateful and judgmental.