Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out.

Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Mar 14, 2005 2:13:46 pm PST #7236 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So is kitties.

What? How is this a safe conversation. Kittens are cute?!?


Aims - Mar 14, 2005 2:14:07 pm PST #7237 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

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Babies are cute.


shrift - Mar 14, 2005 2:14:25 pm PST #7238 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Bestiality is just a speed bump on the Topic Highway.

Like a homosexual necrophiliac duck crushed underneath the wheels of the Hickmobile of Sexually Ambiguous Jealousy.


ChiKat - Mar 14, 2005 2:14:30 pm PST #7239 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I'm sorry, Hec! I should have put out a warning for you to avert your eyes!


Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2005 2:14:55 pm PST #7240 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

I am sniggering at the Random Quote Generator. I bet I annoy my officemate a lot.


DavidS - Mar 14, 2005 2:15:15 pm PST #7241 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm sorry, Hec! I should have put out a warning for you to avert your eyes!

Actually I'd prefer you to put glow sticks down your top to divert my attention. I know that works.


DavidS - Mar 14, 2005 2:15:43 pm PST #7242 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I am sniggering at the Random Quote Generator. I bet I annoy my officemate a lot.

Who made you snigger? Give credit.


ChiKat - Mar 14, 2005 2:16:48 pm PST #7243 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Actually I'd prefer you to put glow sticks down your top to divert my attention. I know that works.

pulling out glow sticks.

Babies are cute. Specially babies with kitties.

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Jessica - Mar 14, 2005 2:17:42 pm PST #7244 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Google image search results for basket of puppies and basket of kittens.

Yep, cute.

Okay, that's settled. Next topic?


Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2005 2:18:33 pm PST #7245 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Who made you snigger? Give credit.

Everybody. In fact, I'm shocked by how high the batting average is; every so often I see something in Coffee and think "Eh, whatever", but damn, the database is full of amazing zingers. I think I must just be jaded with realtime.