What ChiKat said. I know you're taking the piss. I don't know where you're taking the piss. I wish you would just state your point plainly.
When Hec DavidS waxes philosophical about hookers and Canadians, I have a shot at sussing out his point, because we talk together, all the time. You're just still an unknown.
edited to add...
Sorry, crossposted with you, Almare.
No. it's okay. But for the love of Joss, let's change the conversation to something safe, fun, interesting.
I don't know what, but it'll come.
So is kitties.
What? How is this a safe conversation. Kittens are cute?!?
Bestiality is just a speed bump on the Topic Highway.
Like a homosexual necrophiliac duck crushed underneath the wheels of the Hickmobile of Sexually Ambiguous Jealousy.
I'm sorry, Hec! I should have put out a warning for you to avert your eyes!
I am sniggering at the Random Quote Generator. I bet I annoy my officemate a lot.
I'm sorry, Hec! I should have put out a warning for you to avert your eyes!
Actually I'd prefer you to put glow sticks down your top to divert my attention. I
know
that works.