And this one, which is funny only *because* it's false:
A web site provides information and equipment for making 'bonsai kittens.'
Well, I don't know I'd call it false. I mean, there is such a website, or there was.
Who died and made you Elvis?
Cordelia ,'Storyteller'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Mar 13, 2005 4:05:21 pm PST #6797 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
§ ita § - Mar 13, 2005 4:14:15 pm PST #6798 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I mean, there is such a website, or there was.
Yes, but the site was a gag.
Bon -- TNT? That's what I watched while waiting for the movers to show up (Zorro), and while they packed (The Mummy). I just felt like I'd also watched Gladiator, because of the incessant promos.
I do need my own copy of Gladiator, it is clear.
I have achieved arrabiata (Ted, Micky, and Sally). Mmm.
Matt -- oh, it was very post Bridget Jones, but with more self-awareness, I guess. My main beef was that when she comes clean, no mention is given over the fact that she really did go overboard with the Ugandan donations, and that seemed genuine. Ah, well.
Jesse - Mar 13, 2005 4:15:53 pm PST #6799 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You know, I think my Gladiator experience may STILL be ruined because I had a bad time when I saw it in the theater. It just reminds me of having soda spilled all over my stuff. That's just sad.
§ ita § - Mar 13, 2005 4:19:27 pm PST #6800 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What kind of soda?
You know, to purge yourself, you should watch again, but imagine Djimon Hounsou all over your stuff.
Scrappy - Mar 13, 2005 4:19:59 pm PST #6801 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
And by "stuff" you mean...
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 13, 2005 4:20:54 pm PST #6802 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Watching the premiere of Jake in Progress. They're already on the right path to winning me over by having Wendy Malick as the boss. Also, having John Stamos strip off his shirt at work (to the attentive delight of a bullpen full of co-workers) in the first 5 minutes didn't hurt. But no way do I buy the guy who played Javier on Felicity as his same-age college roomie.
§ ita § - Mar 13, 2005 4:21:23 pm PST #6803 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Robin! For whom have you mistaken me?
It was all I could do to not type "Djimon Hounsou spilt all over your stuff. And look! You made me do it! All that restraint, for nothing!
bon bon - Mar 13, 2005 4:25:18 pm PST #6804 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
TNT, yes. One would think that showing the same movie three times in a weekend would be deadly for them, but no. I've been watching bits & pieces all weekend, and may watch the whole thing when it airs again at ten.
I just love watching Crowe smolder and Phoenix (and his philtrum) throw tantrums. And the sword-fighting!
You know, to purge yourself, you should watch again, but imagine Djimon Hounsou all over your stuff.
It's airing again at ten! Crowe! Phoenix! Swords!
Lee - Mar 13, 2005 4:28:04 pm PST #6805 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
For whom have you mistaken me?
[link] ijs
ita, I think you should try another piece of pie, but with the extra juice, so you can compare them.
Stephanie - Mar 13, 2005 4:30:13 pm PST #6806 of 10002
Trust my rage
I too am enjoying Jake in Progress and totally agree with Matt re: the shirt stripping. Although this review I read said the best stuff was in the first 2 episodes.