Hugs are $20.
I have to pay you to hug you? That's probably totally illegal.
Everyone's getting spanked but me.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Mar 13, 2005 3:47:06 pm PST #6787 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Steph L. - Mar 13, 2005 3:48:15 pm PST #6788 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
(I thought the recipe section on savetoby.com was the perfect dark humor touch.)
On the Snopes page of animal-related hoaxes, I'm amused by these rumors, which turned out to be true:
6,500 minks set free by animal rights activists rampaged through the British countryside.
Crafters have been asked to knit sweaters for oil-soaked penguins.
And this one, which is funny only *because* it's false:
A web site provides information and equipment for making 'bonsai kittens.'
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 13, 2005 3:51:48 pm PST #6789 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm so sorry! Did you make it through the whole thing? It makes me laugh because he's pretty much Mr. Perfect & Charming.
I slept through the middle, and woke up at the part where she got found out, and fired, and miraculously won his love by confessing that she was an evil version of Holly Golightly in front of a huge group of people.
If she'd been the Party of Five refugee to crash land, I'd be rooting for Lostzilla.
Jesse - Mar 13, 2005 3:53:32 pm PST #6790 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I have to pay you to hug you? That's probably totally illegal.
Totally legal! It's for charity!
erikaj - Mar 13, 2005 3:54:04 pm PST #6791 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
I used to think "With so many people making so many choices, step by step, how does crap get made?" It can be the reason why. Not that I think that is crap, I've not seen it.
Jesse - Mar 13, 2005 3:56:54 pm PST #6792 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Huh. There was a weird (lame) similarity between this week's Cold Case and last week's, but TV Tome tells me there was supposed to be another ep in between. Huh. It still would have been weird and kind of lame with more space in between, but this is all a little much.
Lee - Mar 13, 2005 3:58:43 pm PST #6793 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I have boxes! Sure, almost all of them are in the trunk of my car still, but I do have them.
Also, I had pie.
sarameg - Mar 13, 2005 4:00:57 pm PST #6794 of 10002
but for the sake of staying on theme, Ima name it Fred.
All my thanksgiving turkeys are named Fred. And I make them dance. Heh.
I'm such a sucker for Extreme Home Makeover, it isn't funny. Even my cynic (though still there) gets squashed for the time it is on.
Sue - Mar 13, 2005 4:02:59 pm PST #6795 of 10002
hip deep in pie
There was a thing on the CBC a while ago about this woman in TO who put up a website for people to make donations as an "art project", and so she wouldn't have to get a joe job. She was also auctioning off her hate mail. I'd link, but the website to the show it was on sucks, and doesn't have info about all their shows.
bon bon - Mar 13, 2005 4:03:21 pm PST #6796 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I watched way too much Gladiator this weekend. And I can't...stop...watching it!