Poor Hec's tummy. Have ginger ale.

I forgot to share the hideous outfit I saw last night at the wine tasting! I saw this woman from the side, wearing black satin pants (cut like jeans, not flowy pants) that were on the wrong side of tight, with stiletto heels and some sort of black shirt that I disremember. What really put it over the top, though, was the belt, which was a double strand of big fake pearls the size of martini olives. I elbowed my mom to point out the horrible outfit, which we had been doing all night.

The woman turns to walk our way, so we get a full frontal view -- the belt, the lovely double-stranded fake-pearl belt, had this as its belt buckle.

It's like a pimp cup you can wear!

Mom and I managed to not laugh our asses off until after the woman got past us.

Hey, come on now, I thought I looked pretty hot.

Hey, come on now, I thought I looked pretty hot.

You could have at least said Hi....

Hec beat me to it with his mad fast-posting skillz. Brunch was lots of fun and the oatmeal was dee-lish.

Timelies all!

I have a purring cat on my lap. Alas, I must dislodge her. Such hardship...

So sorry your trip was soured by feeling ucky. This even diminishes my jealousy of the LAista visiting.

Not only do I wear white year round I also wore it for my 2nd and 3rd weddings. I no doubt will go to some kind of hell for this. I wore yellow the first time around.

I never wear white. Klutz. And I like colors, anyway.

We're packing up at Lee's,

They seem to have packed the Teppy present as well.

They seem to have packed the Teppy present as well.

You have GOT to be shitting me. All I can do is laugh. I think I'm fated to *never* receive mail from Chez Zmayhem.

It's definitely not where I thought it was going to be, and I don't see it. It could still be here though.

Had much fun at the flea market with Kat, and bought too much stuff, but now I have a headache, and am going to lie down until it is time to go to ita's to get boxes.