Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Every few minutes, there's a Phoompt, and as the hare hurtles through the air
It is the sound effect that makes this screamworthy.
In other news, is it depraved to go trolling Major League Baseball for amusing roster photos? I swear half of these guys thought they were being arrested, and the other half said, "Wait, you already took the picture?"
I don't know where my ax is. Maybe it's in the garage someplace, I really need to clean the garge.
I have no ax. My biggest knife is a kitchen knife. The most practical knife I have for killin' folk is a deer hunting knife that my brother found on the highway in front of my parents' house. Unfortunatly the blade is bent a bit, which could complicate the killin'.
I just realized I'm going to be in Austin the last weekend of South by Southwest. Huh.
At least there should be plenty to do should I need to flee my relatives.
Then shag my beloved pal Morpheus.
?? or ???
The latter, because I don't think I can take Gina Torres.
And inertia has me stuck at work.
Inertia has been stuck on me like a second head for a while now. I don't think I can get it unstuck without some painful and mutilating surgery. Well, I can't be arsed anyway.
In other news, is it depraved to go trolling Major League Baseball for amusing roster photos? I swear half of these guys thought they were being arrested, and the other half said, "Wait, you already took the picture?"
You really need to read The Great American Baseball Card Flipping, Trading and Bubble Gum Book, which is the definitive work on the subject of amusing ballplayer photos.
I don't think I can get it unstuck without some painful and mutilating surgery.
Okay, so, first you ambush one of the surgeons and steal her clothes...
What?
Writing a pro bono brief I've been procrastinating on all week.
It is the sound effect that makes this screamworthy.
What's possibly better is the noise I made when I realized that not everyone has been out in the woods in the middle of the night and the corner of no and where with a bunch of drunk rednecks and a machine launcher.
weekend plans?
Leave work. Gym. Cook (pasta e fagioli?). Eat. Sleep. Fencing tournament if not cancelled (again). Eat (leftover pasta e fagioli?). Sleep more. Sleep more. Fence more. Food (likely crap) w/ Mme. 1953 House. Sleep more. "Forget" to do any wedding planning.
Food (likely crap) w/ Mme. 1953 HouseOh, honey.