In other news, is it depraved to go trolling Major League Baseball for amusing roster photos? I swear half of these guys thought they were being arrested, and the other half said, "Wait, you already took the picture?"
You really need to read The Great American Baseball Card Flipping, Trading and Bubble Gum Book, which is the definitive work on the subject of amusing ballplayer photos.
I don't think I can get it unstuck without some painful and mutilating surgery.
Okay, so, first you ambush one of the surgeons and steal her clothes...
What?
Writing a pro bono brief I've been procrastinating on all week.
It is the sound effect that makes this screamworthy.
What's possibly better is the noise I made when I realized that not
everyone
has been out in the woods in the middle of the night and the corner of no and where with a bunch of drunk rednecks and a machine launcher.
weekend plans?
Leave work. Gym. Cook (pasta e fagioli?). Eat. Sleep. Fencing tournament if not cancelled (again). Eat (leftover pasta e fagioli?). Sleep more. Sleep more. Fence more. Food (likely crap) w/ Mme. 1953 House. Sleep more. "Forget" to do any wedding planning.
weekend plans?
Audition tonight. Clean. Krav Sunday morning.
weekend plans?
Eat and drink tonight. Travel tomorrow. Then sleep.
"What are people's weekend plans?
there might or might not be a party tonight.
tomorrow possible some am gardening. definatly some work. possibly a silent movie.
sunday will definatly invovle some gardening.
at some point we will watch BSG. possibly there will nappage. there will be a walk . there might be a bicycle ride.
Okay, so, first you ambush one of the surgeons and steal her clothes...
Dude. You want me to self-mutilate? Inertia's been stuck on me so long, it's like a part of my body now. Like the fly and Jeff Goldblum.
Oh! That reminds me. I have to watch
Mansquito
on Sci-Fi channel this weekend. Better go stock up on booze.