This is why I don't eat salad.
Well, it works as an excuse for Caesar salad. You need a different excuse for oil and vinegar dressed ones.
My cousin brought a Caesar salad to my baby shower and was offended when I didn't eat it. Mind you, I didn't go around saying, "I'm not eating your salad, hardee hardee hee hee." She must have done a plate inspection or something, and then asked why I wasn't eating the salad.
I said I wished I could, but that I hadn't taken any, because I knew Caesar dressing often had raw egg in it, and I was supposed to avoid it, because of salmonella. She then went, "Pbbbbbt," and turned away, really pissed off.
I did not say, "Oh, here, let me risk my baby 3 weeks from the end of my pregnancy so you don't get your knickers in a twist. Bitch." I'm not sure how, either.
I am occasionally weirded out by anchovies themselves, but anchovy paste is divoon. Nice and salty, just like I like it.
Never use that for an embalming fluid by the way.
I refer you to the classic murder story, "Two Bottles of Relish".
That does seem pretty high.
I do need my reading glasses to use it for more than an hour or so. If I forget them at home, I dial it down to 1920x1440.
I expect to be blind any time soon.
I resent using anything lower than 1400x1050 (and that's for the laptop only) -- home is 1600x1200 on both machines. Otherwise there's not enough room for my stuff.
Well, it works as an excuse for Caesar salad.
Well, you gotta start somewhere.
You need a different excuse for oil and vinegar dressed ones
They taste gross.
Nice and salty, just like I like it.
Hoor!
I eat vegan worcestshire sauce because it doesn't have corn syrup. Though now it occurs to me that I might have real worcestshire in my fridge now. I'll have to check when I get home.
There are plenty of salads out there calling themselves "Caesar Salad" with neither egg nor anchovies in them.
My gut feeling is that bottled Caesar dressings don't have raw egg in them (or have pasteurized raw egg), because they have to be shelf-stable, but I don't have any actual data to back that up.
When I read the board in the morning now I'm always thinking, "Damn right Shrift, you tell 'em!" I used to think that she was making it up.
My uproarious laughter upon reading this would normally be me laughing
with
you rather than
at
you, but it's been one of those weeks where "I'm not your psychic friend! I cannot read your mind! Give me DETAILS, or I'm just gonna start sending you shit at random! Like They Might Be Giants MP3s! I'm Whistling in the Dark right now, AIFG!" and "They want WHAT?! By WHEN?! Did you laugh in their faces like I'm laughing in yours now?" not to mention "Coffee break?" "No, 'I Need to Be Dead' break." "Heh. You know you can't die on company time." "True, think of the paperwork."
In other words: I don't believe people have jobs they like going to every day. I think you're making it up.
My gut feeling is that bottled Caesar dressings don't have raw egg in them (or have pasteurized raw egg), because they have to be shelf-stable, but I don't have any actual data to back that up.
Yeah, that's got to be right, doesn't it?
