Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Mar 09, 2005 11:51:25 am PST #5616 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

And I have now ascertained that there is only ONE other person in my office who pronounces "cot" and "caught" the same way. Everyone else has enough vowels to pronounce them differently.

I am now cracking up my co-workers by sitting here muttering "cah-ah-ah-tttt," "cawt"!


Alibelle - Mar 09, 2005 11:51:28 am PST #5617 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

TAR: Rob was playing a semantics game about lying. He didn't actually bribe the security guard not to tell the other teams (and he didn't ask them to lie, he just asked them not to tell the other teams about the better bus), he told some other guy, and the security guard was nearby. So when he was accused of lying after asking if he told the "security guard" he was all like, nope!, didn't do that. In spirit the other racers were right, but semantically Rob was telling the truth.

Mostly, I thought it was just funny, though, so YMMV.


sj - Mar 09, 2005 11:53:14 am PST #5618 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

JPL store.

I don't know what this is.


msbelle - Mar 09, 2005 11:55:22 am PST #5619 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I have only about 10 vowel sounds.


tommyrot - Mar 09, 2005 11:56:31 am PST #5620 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A quick google tells me that this is common in sports, too.

For no reason in particular, I am now picturing a "quick google" as a small bird-like animal that periodically comes up behind you and whispers in your ear....


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 09, 2005 11:57:35 am PST #5621 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In retrospect, I may have potentially ignited a flamewar on TwoP. Someone posted a snippet of showfic using Goonies quotes, and I responded that I hated Sean Astin so much in that movie, I wanted to slap him hard enough to make Patty and Cathy Lane collapse in pain on their Nick at Night reruns.

We'll see if the author takes it as a personal slam rather than a tengental movie gripe.


Sean K - Mar 09, 2005 12:10:33 pm PST #5622 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

For no reason in particular, I am now picturing a "quick google" as a small bird-like animal that periodically comes up behind you and whispers in your ear....

I was sort of picturing it as a quick, sordid information retrieval done in some dirty back alley, or a nearby motel room over you lunch hour.


Jessica - Mar 09, 2005 12:11:27 pm PST #5623 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Huh.

Safe to say that Russell Crowe isn't the most loved guy out there, but the Gladiator star really made enemies with the wrong person.

Namely, Osama bin Laden.

In an interview with GQ in its new March edition, Crowe for the first time talks about a kidnapping plot against him, which he says was hatched by al Qaeda in a bid to " culturally destabilize" the United States.


DavidS - Mar 09, 2005 12:11:35 pm PST #5624 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have only about 10 vowel sounds.

I'm down to about 6. And they're all schwa.


Laura - Mar 09, 2005 12:13:40 pm PST #5625 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

The kidnapping of Crowe would be a bad nasty thing, but not so much culturally destabilizing. I would still be culturally stable at any rate.