Saffron: You just had a better hand of cards this time. Mal: It ain't a hand of cards. It's called a life.

'Trash'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Mar 09, 2005 9:32:40 am PST #5538 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

The Borg named after this dorm. Unsubstantiated but likely.


Jessica - Mar 09, 2005 9:32:42 am PST #5539 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think it was mostly wishful thinking at Northwestern, our library being one of the ugliest buildings in existance. (Plus, it let the tour guides segue into a joke about the theatre building constructors neglecting to take into account the weight of the theatre majors' egos, ba dum dum CHING.)


Emily - Mar 09, 2005 9:33:56 am PST #5540 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Thanks, FredPete.


msbelle - Mar 09, 2005 9:35:34 am PST #5541 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

snopes on the dorm/riot thing [link]


lori - Mar 09, 2005 9:35:44 am PST #5542 of 10002

The shiny new Disney Concert Hall in downtown LA is a little too shiny and has to hand-sand some of the shinier bits which were torching people. Well, not torching exactly, but making unpleasantly hot.


Jessica - Mar 09, 2005 9:36:17 am PST #5543 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Is Prison Right For You?

Canyon Ranch - hello, Camp Cupcake! A stint in a minimum-security facility looks like the fashionable new way to a mind-body makeover, thanks to the freshly sprung Diva of Domesticity.

"I have had time to think, time to write, time to exercise, time to not eat the bad food, and time to walk and contemplate the future," she wrote in an inspirational letter published in her magazine.

Now, images of a slimmer, softer and constantly smiling Martha Stewart have many of her high-achieving female peers wondering whether they should start trading on insider stock tips.

"A short stay in a low-security prison could be the new ashram," says Lesley Jane Seymour, the self-professed, constantly stressed editor of Marie Claire magazine.

"You'd get a nice break from the rat race - and you'd really be able to relax because it's probably one of the few places in the world that nobody can reach you," Seymour says


Steph L. - Mar 09, 2005 9:36:47 am PST #5544 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I would say this is an urban legend, but I thought the whole "UMASS built a library without accounting for the weight of the books" thing was a myth.

I heard this about the University of Waterloo.

U. Cincy claims it as well.

"There are no sorority houses because of an old brothel law."

And my dear old alma mater, Miami U. (Oxford, OH -- *not* Fla., please), claims this one.


Betsy HP - Mar 09, 2005 9:37:13 am PST #5545 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

As various wags have pointed out, everything built during the 1970s resembles a medium-security prison.
Notably the Moscone Center. Moscone deserved better.


Jesse - Mar 09, 2005 9:37:59 am PST #5546 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The shiny new Disney Concer Hall in downtown LA is a little too shiny and has to hand-sand some of the shinier bits which were torching people.

That's so sad.

I can say my elementary school had little windows because it was supposed to have a "state of the art" heating/cooling system. But then they ran out of money, is what I heard. At least, that makes some sense why the school would have no air conditioning AND windows that didn't open.


Daisy Jane - Mar 09, 2005 9:38:20 am PST #5547 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

"There are no sorority houses because of an old brothel law."

Is this one not true, because Centenary had sorority houses, but the sisters couldn't live there. The boys, however could live in the frat houses.