Is Prison Right For You?

Canyon Ranch - hello, Camp Cupcake! A stint in a minimum-security facility looks like the fashionable new way to a mind-body makeover, thanks to the freshly sprung Diva of Domesticity.

"I have had time to think, time to write, time to exercise, time to not eat the bad food, and time to walk and contemplate the future," she wrote in an inspirational letter published in her magazine.

Now, images of a slimmer, softer and constantly smiling Martha Stewart have many of her high-achieving female peers wondering whether they should start trading on insider stock tips.

"A short stay in a low-security prison could be the new ashram," says Lesley Jane Seymour, the self-professed, constantly stressed editor of Marie Claire magazine.

"You'd get a nice break from the rat race - and you'd really be able to relax because it's probably one of the few places in the world that nobody can reach you," Seymour says

I would say this is an urban legend, but I thought the whole "UMASS built a library without accounting for the weight of the books" thing was a myth.

I heard this about the University of Waterloo.

U. Cincy claims it as well.

"There are no sorority houses because of an old brothel law."

And my dear old alma mater, Miami U. (Oxford, OH -- *not* Fla., please), claims this one.

As various wags have pointed out, everything built during the 1970s resembles a medium-security prison.

The shiny new Disney Concer Hall in downtown LA is a little too shiny and has to hand-sand some of the shinier bits which were torching people.

That's so sad.

I can say my elementary school had little windows because it was supposed to have a "state of the art" heating/cooling system. But then they ran out of money, is what I heard. At least, that makes some sense why the school would have no air conditioning AND windows that didn't open.

"There are no sorority houses because of an old brothel law."

Is this one not true, because Centenary had sorority houses, but the sisters couldn't live there. The boys, however could live in the frat houses.

"this dorm was designed after the '60s to make it harder for students to occupy/protest."

This is said of UC Santa Cruz, which definitely doesn't have much in the way of common space like Berkeley's Sproul Plaza.

I just purchased some birthday gifts for my nephew. A onesie with the galaxy on it and the caption: Center of the Universe.

Also, a space shuttle tub toy with two astronauts.

CUTE.

Auntie buy toys.

That's so sad.

Yeah, that's a big Oops.

Heh - I know where Allyson shops.

At the Auntie Buy store?