Jayne: Here's a little concept I been workin' on. Why don't we shoot her first? Wash: It is her turn.

'Serenity'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Mar 08, 2005 11:44:27 am PST #5208 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Maybe they weren't naked. Maybe it was short skirts and crotchless panties, or a plethora of just chaps.

Or both.

Wouldn't the "or both" be counterproductive?


shrift - Mar 08, 2005 11:45:10 am PST #5209 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

The thread has been hijacked by genitalia; it's a goolie-opoly.

Where exactly did this conversation go off the rails?

B: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?"
P: "I think so, Brain, but where are we gonna find line-dancing camels at this time of night?"


erikaj - Mar 08, 2005 11:46:00 am PST #5210 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

BWAH!


msbelle - Mar 08, 2005 11:46:14 am PST #5211 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I just got back from errands in a car in the crazy snow. we were slipping and sliding all over the roads. Somewhere in the midst of doing the errands I becaome 16 again and wanted to spin donuts in a big parking lot. MAD FUN.

but now I have a decaf hazelnut latte and things are back to normal.


§ ita § - Mar 08, 2005 11:47:06 am PST #5212 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wouldn't the "or both" be counterproductive?

There'll be a lot of bouncing up and down. There'll be production, never you fear.


tommyrot - Mar 08, 2005 11:47:35 am PST #5213 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I get called away to a meeting and I miss all the line-dancing genitalia.

Ha-ha!


tommyrot - Mar 08, 2005 11:54:14 am PST #5214 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION:

SANTA MARIA, Calif. - A boy who testified that Michael Jackson molested his brother acknowledged under cross-examination Tuesday that the pop star didn't show him a sex magazine that the prosecution introduced into evidence. The witness also said he lied under oath in a separate civil lawsuit.

[link]

Does the prosecution have any evidence besides the testimony of this family? 'Cuz if not, I don't see how they're gonna get a conviction.


Kathy A - Mar 08, 2005 11:55:21 am PST #5215 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

The only time I've ever been in a car doing donuts in the parking lot was when I was about 10, and my dad starting having fun after picking us up at swimming lessons. All the kids are shrieking with glee, and my mom's all "Karl, will you STOP THAT!!" while my dad was chuckling like a madman.


Dana - Mar 08, 2005 11:55:47 am PST #5216 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Oh, god, I'm weeping with laughter. What happens when you terrorize cats with a Roomba?


juliana - Mar 08, 2005 11:56:26 am PST #5217 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

What happens when you terrorize cats with a Roomba?

Isn't that hysterical, Dana? I desperately want a Roomba now.