Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
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Oh how I wish that Christmas Eve had been included in that chorus. (It would have been totally in character, and would have completely silenced the little voice in the back of my head that can't help being annoyed at the gender stereotyping in that song, which I otherwise adore beyond reason.)
The internet is really really great. FOR PORN.
I've got a fast connection, so I don't have to wait.
I suddenly feel the urge to sing "I Feel Pretty" and OMGWTF I hate you all.
(Dammit. Should listen to that soundtrack more.)
I'm not wearing underwear today!
Muh-nah muh-nah.
Which, appropriately enough, is music that originated in a Swedish porn movie.
I now remember the Muppet Show skit with the Muppet singing "I Feel Pretty" while sitting at her vanity getting ready for the evening, and she tops it all off by drinking a potion that makes her an ugly monster, and her toilette is complete.
Me up all night, hugging my horn...
I'm not wearing underwear today!
Not that you really care much about my underwear.
Everyone's a little bit racist, it truuuuuuuuuuuue.