That's cool, Jessica. I run across people with my name every once in a while. Apparently there's a Jen in Michigan.
And whenever I walk by kids playing a game (most recently, snowball fights) that looks as though it could possibly hit me, I give them the grownup glare as I approach, and growl
"careful"
as I pass. Meaning, careful you don't hit me, because I will kill you.
We got one of those in the actual mail at work one day, which seems pretty dumb, since going through the PO makes it a huge crime- I mean huger than a spam scam.
The Cincinnati branch is my mom's family, and the San Fransisco "branch" is my uncle. Apparently there are also some in Toronto. Neat!
Jess, that's pretty cool! My dad was in email contact for a while with a professor K back in Hungary (where the K side of my family comes from).
Oh, also, for non-East Coast people: There's a fun show about a medical examiner on TLC tonight. FYI. If you think that kind of thing is fun.
Edit: OK, the current piece, combined with the Nip/Tuck I saw last night compells me to beg you all: If you can't afford an actual doctor in an actual medical facility,
don't have plastic surgery.
If you can't afford an actual doctor in an actual medical facility, don't have plastic surgery.
::cancels appointment at "Bob's Liposuction Hut"
This is what I'm talking about. And if you're getting a group discount? Possibly not the best.
cancels appointment at "Bob's Liposuction Hut"
::checks chart...::
Robin it says here you are forbidden to have plastic surgery anyway as you are (and I quote): "Already perfect in every particular."
We got one of those in the actual mail at work one day, which seems pretty dumb, since going through the PO makes it a huge crime
I reported the one I got to the FBI. It was a fun call. I was all, "um, maybe I watch too much teevee, but mail fraud is a Federal Offense, right?"
The agent laughed and seemed a good enough fellow.
TDS: Lewis Black just killed me.
Anyone have any miracle burn treatment tips? I got a bad steam burn on my finger cooking dinner and I can't make it stop hurting. I ran it under cold water first, then tried that wound ointment stuff with the pain killer in it - no dice. Then I had it soaking in a baking soda paste for a long time, which works for a little while and then stops. Then I went to the store and got solarcaine, which is doing nothing.
It's not blistering, or even very red or swollen, but it hurts like a mo-fo.