I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!

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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Mar 07, 2005 5:53:17 pm PST #4952 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's cool, Jessica. I run across people with my name every once in a while. Apparently there's a Jen in Michigan.

And whenever I walk by kids playing a game (most recently, snowball fights) that looks as though it could possibly hit me, I give them the grownup glare as I approach, and growl "careful" as I pass. Meaning, careful you don't hit me, because I will kill you.


Daisy Jane - Mar 07, 2005 5:53:21 pm PST #4953 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

We got one of those in the actual mail at work one day, which seems pretty dumb, since going through the PO makes it a huge crime- I mean huger than a spam scam.


Sean K - Mar 07, 2005 5:54:55 pm PST #4954 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

The Cincinnati branch is my mom's family, and the San Fransisco "branch" is my uncle. Apparently there are also some in Toronto. Neat!

Jess, that's pretty cool! My dad was in email contact for a while with a professor K back in Hungary (where the K side of my family comes from).


Jesse - Mar 07, 2005 5:55:23 pm PST #4955 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, also, for non-East Coast people: There's a fun show about a medical examiner on TLC tonight. FYI. If you think that kind of thing is fun.

Edit: OK, the current piece, combined with the Nip/Tuck I saw last night compells me to beg you all: If you can't afford an actual doctor in an actual medical facility, don't have plastic surgery.


Scrappy - Mar 07, 2005 6:00:06 pm PST #4956 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

If you can't afford an actual doctor in an actual medical facility, don't have plastic surgery.

::cancels appointment at "Bob's Liposuction Hut"


Jesse - Mar 07, 2005 6:02:40 pm PST #4957 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

This is what I'm talking about. And if you're getting a group discount? Possibly not the best.


DavidS - Mar 07, 2005 6:04:46 pm PST #4958 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

cancels appointment at "Bob's Liposuction Hut"

::checks chart...::

Robin it says here you are forbidden to have plastic surgery anyway as you are (and I quote): "Already perfect in every particular."


Allyson - Mar 07, 2005 6:17:01 pm PST #4959 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

We got one of those in the actual mail at work one day, which seems pretty dumb, since going through the PO makes it a huge crime

I reported the one I got to the FBI. It was a fun call. I was all, "um, maybe I watch too much teevee, but mail fraud is a Federal Offense, right?"

The agent laughed and seemed a good enough fellow.


quester - Mar 07, 2005 6:17:42 pm PST #4960 of 10002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

TDS: Lewis Black just killed me.


brenda m - Mar 07, 2005 6:21:11 pm PST #4961 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Anyone have any miracle burn treatment tips? I got a bad steam burn on my finger cooking dinner and I can't make it stop hurting. I ran it under cold water first, then tried that wound ointment stuff with the pain killer in it - no dice. Then I had it soaking in a baking soda paste for a long time, which works for a little while and then stops. Then I went to the store and got solarcaine, which is doing nothing.

It's not blistering, or even very red or swollen, but it hurts like a mo-fo.