Monk has been OCD at *least* since he was in high school. What fucking power does Sharon-lite have that she can soften the effects of the OCD? I mean damn.

Yes, but it was milder before Trudy died. Her murder threw it into overdrive. In the flashbacks he was OCD, but he had it within himself to control it somewhat and function within the police force.

I almost got goose intestines for dinner, but then I wasn't sure about the vegetables that came with it. So I chickened out and got the calamari.

That just seems bizarre to me. Isn't LA next to an ocean?

You can't really swim in the ocean, here. Not without mutating into Kevin Costner's character from Waterworld. So eating stuff from it seems like a bad idea.

Daniel,

true enough, but Trudy has been dead for what...six years? He literally has been improving leaps and bounds over the first season. What changed? Oh, bad writing.

And yes, I 100% agree with your sumi. The premise for this week's ep was fucking ridiculous. It wasn't that many months ago that he couldn't live one weekend without Sharona.

You can't really swim in the ocean, here. Not without mutating into Kevin Costner's character from Waterworld. So eating stuff from it seems like a bad idea.

Ah. That's a good point. Although, would gills behind the ears really be that bad?

the set-up of this week's show -- there is no way that he would have been made temporary guardian of that little boy

I totally agree with this.

What changed? Oh, bad writing.

Monk is sort of like House on a smaller budget. USA network must be pinching pennies everywhere.

One day, back in January, I was leaving my building and slipped on a patch of black ice, slamming my face into a car on the way down. A couple of days ago I noticed that the shiny red sports car that is always parked in that spot has a dent very near where I hit it. I wonder if my face did that.

If they managed to pull it off, I think they'd have a brilliant show, given the caliber of the actors. Really, what they'd have is House.

The problem with House is that they run the exact same episode every week. A patient with a mysterious illness is admitted to the clinic in the first act, and the team prescribes a regimen. The patient gets much worse in the second act, so House tells his team they're idiots, and prescribes a different regimen. The new regimen almost kills the patient in the third act, so Cuddy tells House to stop the treatment, and House calls her an idiot. House finally visits the patient in the fourth act, and berates the patient's loved ones into telling him whatever they've conveniently forgotten/lied about. House calls them idiots, but finally puts it all together and saves the patient. At this point, they're even starting to repeat medical conditions. They've already done two episodes about chemical poisoning. And they got the science badly wrong in at least one of those.

If House was a real doctor, he would've been fired years ago. He's spit on a surgeon to stop an operation. He's had the Aussie doctor lie to a patient's mother by faking a phone call from the CDC to get his way. He should've had his license revoked any number of times.

That said, Laurie is very good in the role, and the writers occasionally will do some good scenes, like the speech about sex that ita liked so much. I watch it, but I think it's way too formulaic to be all that brilliant.

I wonder if my face did that.

Your face didn't look misshapen to me.

Emmett's in the tub singing "Hail Freedonia." I paid him to come into my office and help with my filing. I hate filing so much, I need to dragoon another person in to keep me company. He assisted with two-hole punching and label application, while I put away a stack that had been sitting there for two months. Yay, Emmett! Yay, tricking yourself into doing tedious jobs.

After our afternoon baseball workout (which was totally fun and focused), he begged and begged to do some extra hitting practice at Kezar Stadium, even though it was dark out. They had the little lights on (for joggers on the rubberized track - not the stadium, night game lights), but he and JZ took their turns and whacked tennis balls all over the field.

It feels like spring! I'm sun burned. I played baseball. We saw a robin yesterday. My allergies are killing me. Must be spring.