No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2005 6:28:48 am PST #4422 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

do not set your glasses down on your rumpled bedspread while you rub you eyes as you are blind as a bat without them and you don't need to spend a minute fumbling about trying to recover them

Sonar, doofus.


P.M. Marc - Mar 05, 2005 6:30:27 am PST #4423 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Yay, Rio!

You're going to tell me not to soak jewellery, aren't you?

Nah. I've done it when I've managed to get bleach on sterling, which you can't polish off with paste for shit. Just dropped it in the soaker and left it for a day or two. I mean, I use paste because the soak stuff smells like ass, and most of my sterling has gemstones that I'm a little nervous about soaking. (I find that those foundation sponges are the best things ever for polishing silver.)

If it was cutlery, I'd have suggested that deep aluminium pan + baking soda (I think--it might just be salt) + boiling water method. Which reminds me, I need to find a deep aluminium pan.


tommyrot - Mar 05, 2005 6:31:02 am PST #4424 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sonar, doofus.

Yeah. Just turn slowly in a circle while making high-pitched "Beep. Beep. Beep." noises and you'll find what you want in no time.


Lee - Mar 05, 2005 6:31:16 am PST #4425 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

YAY RIO!!


DXMachina - Mar 05, 2005 6:32:54 am PST #4426 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Yay Rio! You'll be the prettiest bride ever.


Kristen - Mar 05, 2005 6:33:17 am PST #4427 of 10002

Buffy fandom makes it there from time to time, though I think much of the early stuff was Smallville and Harry Potter.

Don't forget popslash! I know that popslash fic writers survivor made it to f_w.

Hey, has the Friendetto thing made it there yet?


Rio - Mar 05, 2005 6:36:16 am PST #4428 of 10002
Are you ready to be strong?

The ring is very old and very pretty, with a big diamond and lots of little ones and then emerald racing stripes on the sides.


Rio - Mar 05, 2005 6:36:45 am PST #4429 of 10002
Are you ready to be strong?

It is too big though and I don't want to take it off long enough to get it resized.

pout


Kalshane - Mar 05, 2005 6:36:53 am PST #4430 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Sonar, doofus.

Please note for your records that while I may be blind as one, I am not in actuality a bat. Several Buffistas can even vouch for my non-batitude. So the sonar thing's sort of out of the question.


vw bug - Mar 05, 2005 6:38:08 am PST #4431 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Yay, Rio! How exciting!