My food is problematic.

River ,'The Message'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Mar 04, 2005 11:47:43 am PST #4198 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Crap, just saw bon's edit:

also, not all that many shotguns have two barrels, but you won't see a rifle with it.

I think I'll add this back to the list of things it's not worth it for me to figure out/remember.


bon bon - Mar 04, 2005 11:47:55 am PST #4199 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I'm telling you bon bon, you should hang out with my mom. After all, she's got the reloader in the basement.

My parents made my bedroom into a "reloading room."


DXMachina - Mar 04, 2005 11:48:19 am PST #4200 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Two barrels is automatically a shotgun. If it's loaded by either breaking the gun in half, or by using a pump underneath the barrel, it's a shotgun. If it has a bolt, or has an ammunition magazine in front of the trigger, it's a rifle.


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2005 11:48:30 am PST #4201 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Are all long one-barrel guns rifles?

Shotguns can have long barrels. The longest rifles are gonna be longer than the longest shotguns, but there can be overlap.

Typical shotgun: [link]


Jesse - Mar 04, 2005 11:49:16 am PST #4202 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK. Break open = shotgun. Two barrels = shotgun. This is a start.


Kat - Mar 04, 2005 11:50:02 am PST #4203 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

My parents made my bedroom into a "reloading room."

Bhahahahah! That's love right there. My mom's reloader is on the same table as the sewing machine. She probably uses the reloader more often.


§ ita § - Mar 04, 2005 11:51:11 am PST #4204 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Break open = shotgun. Two barrels = shotgun. This is a start.

And the pumpy ka-chunk thing? Shotgun.


Jesse - Mar 04, 2005 11:52:29 am PST #4205 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Honestly? I only want to know this because I hate there being stuff I don't know. Which is an idiotic reason.


§ ita § - Mar 04, 2005 11:54:46 am PST #4206 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Which is an idiotic reason.

It's my reason d'etre, to mangle a language or two. The possible practical applications of depth of field in paintings to my life? None.


Jesse - Mar 04, 2005 11:57:10 am PST #4207 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, but you're at least interested in the depth of field thing. I don't actually care at all what kind of gun is what. This is when I wish you could just stick a big needle in the back of my head and insert knowledge.