Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

'War Stories'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Mar 04, 2005 9:20:21 am PST #4062 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Pretty soon, we'll start assigning each Buffista a subject in which to become proficient.

I am not an expert in any field. I embrace my hackness... hackosity? Hackitude?

So, the space penguins are saying the polar bears are just a fabrication by the liberal media?

I thought it would be the gay penguins...


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2005 9:20:27 am PST #4063 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So, the space penguins are saying the polar bears are just a fabrication by the liberal media?

More a creation by a bitter, alcoholic ex-TASS editor who was once bitten by a penguin at the Moscow zoo when he was a child.


Maria - Mar 04, 2005 9:20:35 am PST #4064 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Trudes, while Kristing is plotting your grisly death, make sure you secure the trademark on your name and the copyright on your death scene. Otherwise, we'll be seeing it on Smackdown and your estate will receive no compensation.

*mwah* Love ya bunches, sorella!


Pix - Mar 04, 2005 9:21:25 am PST #4065 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

Kristin, you're on the teaching panel, as well as our primary authority on Connecticut, if that helps.

Phew! Okay, good. It does.

Okay, fine, so I bribed one of my students into being good while she was in England with us by promising her an autographed picture of Shawn Michaels, whom she worshipped. Sometimes the worlds overlap.


Trudy Booth - Mar 04, 2005 9:22:07 am PST #4066 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

quietly plots Trudy's grisly death

death by giant bear is of little interest to me

by giant wrestler, however... hey, accidents happen and I'm willing to take that risk


§ ita § - Mar 04, 2005 9:22:07 am PST #4067 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am not an expert in any field.

Slash and slounging. Also alcohol.

You can't fight the power.

Which msbelle would be right to remember, BKFreak that she is.

Okay -- ten minutes and I can go for lunch. Now I want Thai food.


Scrappy - Mar 04, 2005 9:22:34 am PST #4068 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I guess I'll be the authority on old movies, although Hec has that covered so my expertise is rather superfluous.


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2005 9:23:02 am PST #4069 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So, the space penguins are saying the polar bears are just a fabrication by the liberal media?

I thought it would be the gay penguins...

One might think so. But gay penguins tend to be pretty apolitical.

So far....


Pix - Mar 04, 2005 9:23:14 am PST #4070 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

Will this involve the Boston Crab, Figure-4, or the Suplex?

...make sure you secure the trademark on your name and the copyright on your death scene. Otherwise, we'll be seeing it on Smackdown and your estate will receive no compensation.

P.S. Hec and Maria are so going to get a smackdown.


Allyson - Mar 04, 2005 9:23:20 am PST #4071 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You're an expert on What Robin/Scrappy Said.