Kristin, you're on the teaching panel, as well as our primary authority on Connecticut, if that helps.

Phew! Okay, good. It does.

Okay, fine, so I bribed one of my students into being good while she was in England with us by promising her an autographed picture of Shawn Michaels, whom she worshipped. Sometimes the worlds overlap.

quietly plots Trudy's grisly death

death by giant bear is of little interest to me

by giant wrestler, however... hey, accidents happen and I'm willing to take that risk

I am not an expert in any field.

Slash and slounging. Also alcohol.

You can't fight the power.

Which msbelle would be right to remember, BKFreak that she is.

Okay -- ten minutes and I can go for lunch. Now I want Thai food.

I guess I'll be the authority on old movies, although Hec has that covered so my expertise is rather superfluous.

So, the space penguins are saying the polar bears are just a fabrication by the liberal media?

I thought it would be the gay penguins...

One might think so. But gay penguins tend to be pretty apolitical.

So far....

Will this involve the Boston Crab, Figure-4, or the Suplex?

...make sure you secure the trademark on your name and the copyright on your death scene. Otherwise, we'll be seeing it on Smackdown and your estate will receive no compensation.

P.S. Hec and Maria are so going to get a smackdown.

You're an expert on What Robin/Scrappy Said.

I am sad that I have no area of expertise.

I have been overworked this past week. In fact, I can get two whole extra work days out of the hours I've put in on this project. I think this means I should be able to go home early today, but I'm probably wrong.

Also, telemarketing lady? If you call up and I tell you this is a business, let it go at that, and do not ask if I'm Mrs. Boss. Thanks to you I have now lost my appetite for lunch.

I am sad that I have no area of expertise.

Me too. And I think Heather should go home early.

Heather, you have Bar coolness, Southern Mores, and Getting Along With Exes.