And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 02, 2005 8:23:52 am PST #3376 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I mean, Stepahnie Seymour is a tart, but that's ridiculous.

We still have to take her out back and shoot her, because that bra strap across the back is wrongWRONGwrong.

But I judge any public persona that walks the paparazzi gauntlet without flash-testing their clothes. Just because you can't see the parsley in your teeth doesn't mean you get a pass.


DebetEsse - Mar 02, 2005 8:25:36 am PST #3377 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Right, Cindy, but I'm thinking of kids a little older, and/or networks that are not known quantities.

Also, that is damn impressive, if, I'm sure, very annoying.


-t - Mar 02, 2005 8:27:01 am PST #3378 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Reading the manual? You are so doomed, Cindy.


Sean K - Mar 02, 2005 8:31:35 am PST #3379 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Reading the manual? You are so doomed, Cindy.

What -t said.


Betsy HP - Mar 02, 2005 8:35:57 am PST #3380 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Holy cow. Eartha Kitt is doing a live chat appearance on the Washington Post right now. [link]


Topic!Cindy - Mar 02, 2005 8:39:16 am PST #3381 of 10002
What is even happening?

Reading the manual? You are so doomed, Cindy.

Yep. I registered him for Kindergarten, today. He'll be screened in about two weeks time, which will be an interesting preface, to an interesting school year.

Academically, he's where my (bright by any standard) Benjamin was (wrt math and reading) at this time of the year, in first grade. Behavior-wise, it's like he's turning 4 rather than 5. He's also the fluffiest bunny ever, but managed to become quite assertive, at the same time.

I may take up drinking.

Right, Cindy, but I'm thinking of kids a little older, and/or networks that are not known quantities.

That's true. Still, it doesn't seem right to make them pledge to a rating. TV sucks, anyhow.


Sean K - Mar 02, 2005 8:41:35 am PST #3382 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

TV sucks, anyhow.

::GASP::

Cindy! You apologize to TV right now.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 02, 2005 8:43:44 am PST #3383 of 10002
What is even happening?

I will not!

It SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

(and blows)


Jessica - Mar 02, 2005 8:45:11 am PST #3384 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

(and blows)

Yeah, but not for much longer if this guy from Alaska has his way...


Sean K - Mar 02, 2005 8:46:19 am PST #3385 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Yeah, but not for much longer if this guy from Alaska has his way...

Yeah, then it will just be utterly bland and innoccuous. (I hope I spelled that right....)