Then I'm Puffer Montauk.
Is a puffer an apprentice fluffer?
Hey, if it means I don't have to read any more, woo and, might I add, a big hoo.
Xander ,'Sleeper'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2005 11:18:48 am PST #3095 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Liese S. - Mar 01, 2005 11:19:28 am PST #3096 of 10002
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Of course, the real joke is that my actual name is sufficiently porny to make otherwise apparently respectable adults giggle and ask if I'm any relation to [porn star with my last name].
Jesse - Mar 01, 2005 11:19:46 am PST #3097 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm fascinated that you people know what street the hospital is on.
Pix - Mar 01, 2005 11:19:57 am PST #3098 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.
Puffer was evidently a fluffly longhaired black kitty who used to puff up like a Halloween cat all the time. My only memory of him is that he ran away and that I thought it was my fault.
Okay, heading out of here now. Must go pick up the puppy.
Liese S. - Mar 01, 2005 11:20:43 am PST #3099 of 10002
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I don't even know the name of the hospital where I was born.
DebetEsse - Mar 01, 2005 11:20:58 am PST #3100 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
I have no idea what street the Hospital is on (I suppose I could look it up), but the best I've got it "Carrie Russell", who is awfully...boring. I could go with "Twinkletoes Russell", or "Vienna Twinkletoes" (to use Kristin's order), which may be the most picturesque possibility. I think my problem is that most of our pets have been named from LotR.
I have seen very little Survivor or TAR.
amych - Mar 01, 2005 11:21:08 am PST #3101 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I've never heard of a version with the hospital name -- childhood pet, street you lived on (maybe people are looking for streets they were born on, and hence the hospital thing?)
Jessica - Mar 01, 2005 11:21:27 am PST #3102 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm fascinated that you people know what street the hospital is on.
Mine's easy because I was born at Roosevelt Hospital and their birthing center ads are all over the subway. But I have no idea where on Staten Island my parents lived at the time.
DXMachina - Mar 01, 2005 11:21:37 am PST #3103 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I'm fascinated that you people know what street the hospital is on.
I know what street a lot of hospitals are on (including Somerville, for that matter). Just not the one I was born in.
-t - Mar 01, 2005 11:21:56 am PST #3104 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh, then I'm Buffy Ygnacio Valley.
That has a certain something.
(I know the street that the hospital I was born on because it's basically across the street from a mall that my mom sometiumes shops at. "That's where you were born" she'll say, waving at what is now an office building as she pulls into the parking lot)