Jars, I love yours!
I would be Jingle Shore.
Inara: So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress? Mal: Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. 'Sides, those soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. It's the whole... air-flow.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Scrappy - Mar 01, 2005 10:20:16 am PST #3049 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Jon B. - Mar 01, 2005 10:20:57 am PST #3050 of 10002
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Thing I'm confused by: reality TV folks who show hop onto other reality TV. Cause Rob & Amber and then the Fear Factor with everyone.
Or that cheapwad who was on QEftSG and the restaurant show.
Kat - Mar 01, 2005 10:22:23 am PST #3051 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I can understand wanting to be on TAR after Survivor.
I can totally understand why anyone would want to be TAR cause it seems fun. But people who have already been on Survivor, not once but twice...
I guess I just wanna tell them, "Sorry, your time in the limelight expired months ago."
I wonder what they put on their tax forms as occupation? "Reality TV personalities"?
Alibelle - Mar 01, 2005 10:22:36 am PST #3052 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
I like Jars', too.
Also, Robin's is going to star in a certain something every Christmas.
Kathy A - Mar 01, 2005 10:24:16 am PST #3053 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
My porn name is Ginger Shorewood, where all the wood docks.
Jessica - Mar 01, 2005 10:24:36 am PST #3054 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I wonder what they put on their tax forms as occupation? "Reality TV personalities"?
I'ma guess "media whore."
Alibelle - Mar 01, 2005 10:25:40 am PST #3055 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Maybe Surewood?
I have on a pretty, swishy, pink skirt today. And fun boots. I shouldn't have to do anything but look pretty, right? I am also wearing a pink sweater, for the record.
Jars - Mar 01, 2005 10:26:40 am PST #3056 of 10002
Ginger Shorewood
There is nothing wrong and everything right with this.
-t - Mar 01, 2005 10:29:16 am PST #3057 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I misremembered the street I was born on. Should be Buffy E.
JZ - Mar 01, 2005 10:30:59 am PST #3058 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Going by the strictest possible interpretation (the pet who was around when I was born, the street address of the hospital I was born at), I get either Sam Hawthorne or Sam Summit, or possibly Sam 30th Street.
First actual *my* pet gets Gold Hawthorne/Summit/30th.
Total mixing and matching elicits two intriguing possibilities, Missy Wild Currant and Missy San Antonio.
Work isn't killing me today. I'm delighted by the sudden good fortune, but wary.
Alibelle's Bible guy is making me roll my eyes forever.
Today I am all about the completely random declarative sentence, apparently.