As anyone who's ever met me knows, I am Queen of Blunt and will talk about anything, anywhere. And most of my friends are the same way, so it's enough dirt for a Dyson.
Ok, we got bundt pans from the Bride, so vanilla cake and pink frosting. This we can do.
I plan on being a dirty old lady. I'll be that naughty 80 y.o. at the shower.
JZ's best friend threw the Best. Shower. Ever.
When my best friend got married, I threw her a fabulous shower that was exactly what I knew she would want but I didn't breathe a word to her. I think it was the first time in her entire life that she was actually surprised.
The friend in this was me. My friends really did a great job and completely surprised me.
Have we seen pics of Adrien Brody at the Oscar parties: [link]
Check out the medallion and the ring. Does he think it's the Disco Era?
JZ's best friend threw the Best. Shower. Ever.
She also did a fabulous job of running interference between Hec and me and my crazier relatives, whisking them away and out of sight before they had a chance to make anyone cry. And did my hair, kept me from being intimidated to death by the fearfully perfect High Society side of the family, and gave the best toast ever. If bridesmaid were an actual profession, she'd be running a business empire by now.
Genius. Worth her weight in gold. Platinum-plated gold. Such a goddess.
t /still awestruck
Adrien Brody makes me very very sad. He had such potential.
Hm. I wonder what my shower would be like. I'm thinking it would be like an episode of Absolutely Fabulous.
As if there was any doubt.
Adrien Brody makes me very very sad. He had such potential.
I liked him pimp walking in that Coke commercial when I thought it was ironic.
I am worried now.
I liked him pimp walking in that Coke commercial when I thought it was ironic.
OMG! That's him??? I thought it might be but was afraid to ask.