Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them.

Willow ,'Showtime'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 4:37:53 pm PST #2770 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ok, bachelorette party. But I'll do the more formal shower, too, and it'll be all kinds of fun.

D'oh! I was thinking of bachelorette parties, too.

The favourite shower involved replacing the stock of whips that the bride to be's mother had just tossed out.


Strix - Feb 28, 2005 4:41:30 pm PST #2771 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, NO! ita, that's too funny!

I threw a formal shower where one of the games was stolen right from B.org...the "What's your porn name?" game. The bride's father came out (he's from out of town, so had to stay, was amazed and delighted at the amount of good food and wine to be had at a bridal shower -- "THAT'S why women have these!")

He solemnly announced, this solid Midwestern dad with the walrus mustache and comfortable paunch, that his porn name was "Fluffy Eagle."

People were PEEING laughing. It was great. He wandered back into the kitchen, smiling, for more cream puffs.


Jesse - Feb 28, 2005 4:43:11 pm PST #2772 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Erin, Barbie cake kit, $20: [link]


lori - Feb 28, 2005 4:43:59 pm PST #2773 of 10002

One of the things I found amusing in Spain was when I climbed to peak at Monserrat (highest point in Spain! Wooohoo! But I didn't go all the way up) was the utter and complete lack of anything preventative-safety wise. Oh, there was that Peligro! sign. Lying on its side where it had fallen 15 feet down a cliff on the crumbling trail. Pretty much summed up warnings everywhere I went. You do something stupid and get maimed or die? Sucks to be you.

Love this. We skiied at Whistler/Blackcomb years ago and all the crazy cliffs and other death-inducing terrain were marked with tiny little orange frisbees that said "cliff" in small letters. hee hee! As opposed to the American ski resorts with copious fencing and gates and big honking warning signs.

Kat and I were gonna play hooky tomorrow and go skiing/snowboarding, but it seems we've already missed the good post-storm snow window. One local resort says their snow surface "Ranges from machine groomed hard packed powder on the steeper slopes to machine groomed hard pack that develops a thin wet layer for most of the day." Ugh.


Strix - Feb 28, 2005 4:45:32 pm PST #2774 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

See, we don't HAVE $20. That's part of the thing.

Both the Bad Bridesmaids?

Well-paying full-time jobs.


sarameg - Feb 28, 2005 4:45:34 pm PST #2775 of 10002

You could come ski here! It's all fluffy and shit. Of course, city, but... I'll bet ther mountains have fluffy pack.


Cashmere - Feb 28, 2005 4:47:29 pm PST #2776 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

I threw a formal shower where one of the games was stolen right from B.org...the "What's your porn name?" game.

I can never think of a clever porn name. One of my college roommates replied, "Buster Hymen" when we tried thinking of porn names one drunken night. This caused a mental block for me that I can never quite get past.


Jesse - Feb 28, 2005 4:47:32 pm PST #2777 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Can you get the $20 from the Bad Bridesmaids? Otherwise, just use a dollar store doll, and that link for a model.....


amych - Feb 28, 2005 4:48:57 pm PST #2778 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Otherwise, just use a dollar store doll, and that link for a model.....

Of course, the cake barbie comes with a Special Enclosure -- for which I'm guessing you could use a TP roll.


Pix - Feb 28, 2005 4:49:03 pm PST #2779 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

BWahahahahhahahaha! I adore the porn name bridal shower story. Must COMM.